Paul Reygate

[RAM Records @RAMrecordsltd]

“@ZosiaNowak: @RAMrecordsltd taking over the Arcadia stage on Fri at Glasto. The delicious icing on an already yummy cake. #holyfuck” rt

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

"You people will never be safe." Said by a British man about British people, so what could "You people" mean?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus died for your sins, so make 'em fun.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No one is naked in heaven. The dress code is white bathrobes, slippers and a "Simply the Blessed!" baseball cap.

[Paul Reygate @preygate]

Goodbye 2012. #ChampionsofEurope

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

You have the right to hold any beliefs you want. You do not have the right to have those beliefs automatically respected.

[keith law @keithlaw007]

Best response ever to Donald Trump's Obama birth certificate demand. By fabulous Stephen Colbert http://t.co/Uq8nzrOY

[Sam Wallace @SamWallaceTel]

Meanwhile, at Loftus Road, the West Ham fans sing 'We hate Chelsea more than you' to the home support. 0-1 already, Matt Jarvis

[Paul Reygate @preygate]

Champions!

[Ashley Cole (not) @RealAC3]

I hear Anton Ferdinand will refuse to shake my hand when we meet at Loftus Road. Is it cos I is black?!
#LikeIGiveAShit

[OptaJean @OptaJean]

340 - Since joining Chelsea, only three players have created more goalscoring chances in Premier League than Florent Malouda. Sidelined.

[Paul Reygate @preygate]

@keithlaw007 Irish Olympic Sailing Commentary http://t.co/9jnJjK9D