Secretary of HOA

My therapist said I needed a hobby, so I got my MPH | “looks 16, acts 65” according to a client | 🏳️‍🌈 | this account is a joke (mostly)

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

On my 17th vacation this year according to oomf

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

It’s okay, you can call me daddy today too.

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

The way that people hate on this island just because they long to be on this island

[Zach @zjfrank13]

FIP is a magical gay place and it’s also prohibitively expensive for most people to go, especially if you don’t already live in New York. Two things can be true at the same time. Let’s wrap it up.

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Watching people crash out over a $100 train ticket being “too expensive” for people who are spending $5k+ for a ticket to a soccer game

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: New Jersey Transit is currently planning to charge more than $100 for return rail tickets from Penn Station to MetLife Stadium for FIFA World Cup games.

The 18-mile rail journey ordinarily costs $12.90 for a return ticket. https://t.co/vjGqvpr1qT

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

The Alphabet Mafia has taken over

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@umichvoter Can I submit our whole style guide before we get critiqued?

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

The relationship dynamics of House Hunters make me feel so normal. “Friend/broker”. What does that really mean?

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@nnjpolitics There’s a pathway for even more candidates. The win number is ridiculously low.

(I’m the operative who was working on LD-2 and banging the drum begging people to pay attention since May)

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@eaconner @MikieSherrill NJ Transit has offered right of way to the Port Authority to give direct access to EWR. It’s less than 3 miles. Think of the ride shares we could get off the roads

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@joesignorellonj @umichvoter 6-1 is not purple (I’m offended)

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Almost had my engagement surprise ruined by non-direct service. So very excited for this.

PATH direct to EWR terminals next???

[Port Authority of NY & NJ @PANYNJ]

EVERY LINE, EVERY DAY: You told us, and we listened.

The @PANYNJ is proposing some of the largest service increases in PATH history.

All PATH lines would operate seven days a week, for the first time in 25 years - a major milestone for the system’s modernization following the conclusion of the PATH Forward program in 2026.

The proposed plan also proposes more frequent rush hour, late-night, and weekend service:

-Increased rush hour service, with Hoboken-WTC trains every six minutes during morning rush hour (+33%), and Newark-WTC trains every four minutes during morning and evening rush hours (+25%)

-Improved late-night service, with trains arriving every 20 minutes (instead of 40), for all lines, on Fridays and Saturdays

-Reinstated direct weekend service on the Journal Square–33 St line with trains every ten minutes, and no more stopping in Hoboken

-Better weekend service, with dedicated service to Hoboken from WTC and 33rd St, for the first time in 25 years

The proposed plan also includes installation of new state-of-the-art fare gates to combat fare evasion.

PATH’s operations are unique among major U.S. transit systems in that PATH receives no state or federal funding. To sustain operations and fund these major service increases, The Port Authority is proposing a fare increase of $0.25 beginning in spring 2026, with additional $0.25 increases each January from 2027 to 2029. The proposal would enable faster, smoother travel throughout the PATH system.

Read our Press Release to learn more: https://t.co/pcglDkUkf1

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@neeratanden People who can work productively at home don’t have a problem with return to office policies. It’s people who find their days at home filled with distractions who are always fighting it. Work is work. You gotta show up.

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@karinasophia12 Gurl. I am the HOA and I’ve got beef. Such a scam setup

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Seems like Twitter is back for politics, so gonna start using this for work more. But I’ll still post thirst traps. So no matter what you’re here for, you’ve been warned about the other stuff.

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

@karinasophia12 The bigger grift is your HOA fees. They’re out of control in NJ. And majority of it is waste.

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Turn off the flash as a notification signal. We don’t need the whole plane lighting up with every text.

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Does anyone actually understand what Duty Free is or if it even saves you money?

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Hey bro, wanna try a Surfside? No bubbles, doesn’t give you agita

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

Are we at this part of the movie yet???

[Secretary of HOA @prez2040]

My chest disagrees