President Cheeto

Make America Crunchy & Orange. Commentary Tweets of America's Orange Policy Maker.

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Have you met my new friend, yet!? She's a gem. #PrezCheeto

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Last tweet was a #joke. Nobody will be "performing" at my #inauguration, but tune in for #putin's spoken word poetry segment. #prezcheeto

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Who's performing at my inauguration? Bands. Lots of bands. It's gonna be bigly, trust me. I know. #prezcheeto

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

@realDonaldTrump Make America Orange Again!

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

@ChesterCheetah I love you.

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Education? WRONG!
#BetsyDeVos

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Hey- it's Thanksgiving. Don't hate me because of my skin color. #ColorMeOrange

[Chester Cheetah @ChesterCheetah]

The key to being comfortable on #Thanksgiving is not in wearing special pants … it’s in wearing no pants at all. #CheetahSecrets

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

You make the call. #TinyNotTiny #ButReallyTiny #really? Thanks @FoxNews

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

I started reading the best #book called, "Never Mean Anything You Say, Never Say Anything You Mean". I love it. Trust me. I do.

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Grapes? WRONG

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

My position is clear. One cheeto on the left, one on the right, but you haven't lived until you've tried the ear. #CrookedCheeto

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

I could tell you to have a Happy Thanksgiving, America....but I won't.
#Never #Gonna #Give #You #Up

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

I wish to be president for ALL Americans.....who are JUST like me!
#PrezCheeto #birdsofafeather #OrSomething

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

This really sums up my evening last night. TY @ChesterCheetah.

#PrezCheeto

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Crisco? RIGHT!!
#PrezCheeto #SoSlippery

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Walked by @Macys in #newyork and caught my reflection in the window. So inspiring. Trust me. It was. #orangelivesmatter #PrezCheeto

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Today I was at a traffic light...Only red, yellow and green. So unfair. #OrangeLivesMatter #Injustice #sounfair

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

Family is everything. I love this guy like a #brother. #brosforever #OrangeLivesMatter

[President Cheeto @prezCheeto]

FunYuns? WRONG