Jake

Jesus has a dog named Leroy.

[Jake @pricelessjake]

If Jesus owned a jetski I bet he'd call it a WaveWalker.

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@tarynmcolleen I truly am blessed 😚

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@tarynmcolleen awyeas!

[taryncolleen🌿 @tarynmcolleen]

The painting project today ft the overgrown forest here ♡

[taryncolleen🌿 @tarynmcolleen]

Thinking about that time jake and I went to faen-doe-rosa and I didn't have my glasses on and I told him, "Let's go see this horse he's just looking at us all alone, no one's over there." And Jake tells me, "Babe that's a statue" 😅 I wonder what it's like to have good eyesight

[Jake @pricelessjake]

*Is emperor*
Do the people like me? Or just when I give them money? Am I coming off as too needy for approval?

[Jake @pricelessjake]

Wait why is everyone releasing g covers of Chop Suey!?

What did I miss? Fuck is it too late?

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@tarynmcolleen Like literally you can get through the most informative sections of season 1 in the time of a usual movie. The world is ready when you are ;)

[Jake @pricelessjake]

Somedays I'm just like "Yo don't fucking talk to me if you don't watch JoJo's". And tonight is one of them.

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@tarynmcolleen I mean someday it's gonna happen.

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@TheGuruMerc Spaghetti as a struggling self care meal still counts right? Hope you recover with minimal issues Andrew!

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@JohnnyM07559493 31st223xoppppppl

[Jake @pricelessjake]

You're a big dumb dumb if you can't see the best in people.
You're a big dumb dumb if you can't see the worsg in people.
But you're a real dumb dumb if you don't recognize that the best and worst of people is part of a package deal.

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@meatmarsh NO JOKE, TAKE BURGER, LEAVE

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@meatmarsh Any sibling time I can offer is yours ♡ Being without your S/O is always tough :(

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@tarynmcolleen Don't disparage about it, you are changing what you can! It's easier for people to criticize than to make changes themselves. It's all about growth.

[Jake @pricelessjake]

@bodaciousdingo "I am not the bone daddy you are looking for" *waves hand*

"...Did it work?"

[Jake @pricelessjake]

Hello Twitter, Goodbye again Twitter.

Talk soon.