The Undertaker

I am a retired Reaper and I run my own funeral parlour. Need information? Come to me, but the price is prime laughter...

《 •Just another Mad Mortician•》

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

💀Not new to RP +1.5 years
💀Not new to character
💀Literate and descriptive
💀Lonely and quite mischevious... *grins*

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@BizarreContract < So, I suppose it would be best if you started it :)

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@BizarreContract Well, I don't think I've started a RP before, everyone who wanted to RP automatically started it with out asking... >

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@BizarreContract Ah, my apologies.
That's a very interesting and unique backstory...

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@BizarreContract Perhaps... What kind of RP do you wish to do?

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@BizarreContract 'Ello to you too... *grins*

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

How sad it would be...
Should laughter disappear....

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

What an interesting theory, heh... https://t.co/HaiBCQ0lmn

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

Hmm....

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@EarlofSweets13 So I take it that you're not a fan of coal Young Earl?

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@EarlofSweets13 Yes, even that can be a good surprise. Coal can keep you warm on a cold night and that can be quite helpful...

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@EarlofSweets13 Of course I do, I quite enjoy the surprise factor of it, because you never know what might happen...

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

Christmas is just around the corner, what might you fine humans be wanting as a gift?...

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@OhHowAreYou I lost 24 lbs working in a kitchen everyday, not eating much, and barely sleeping. It's not a healthy way to do that though...

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

*Casually caresses a skull while sipping tea in the dark*

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@Earl_Of_Phantom *manic laughter*

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@Earl_Of_Phantom Hehe, well that would be an interesting accomplishment, considering your short stature, little Earl. *grins mischieviously*

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

@Earl_Of_Phantom That ring has only ever caused you grief, young Earl...

[The Undertaker @primelaughter]

Oh my, I've been away for too long... I never imagined that I would get this many followers, I truly don't deserve it...
Thank you so much