prime time thinking

this is just a place to type down my thoughts between midnight to 2am while everyone else is sleeping

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Thinking about the weird look 2 people can receive if they try to sit on a longboard together and go down a big hill

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“The brain named itself” -@rhett_snodgrass

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The CDC says see you next year

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A sea turtle would decorate his bedroom with a calendar to keep up with how old he is. -@rhett_snodgrass

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@mfulhorst I was inspired

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Bagels have sugar on top which makes them donuts

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Octopi are spiders of the sea

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*thinks in Gru accent*

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@mfulhorst You should feel honored haiku it was all for you

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I just started writing haikus hahahahaha what is wrong with me?

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You can’t look at a word without reading it

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Allow me to make a new acronym.
JQT: Just Quarantine Things
For use in a sentence: I haven’t left my house in weeks and have a newfound infatuation with the ukulele #JQT.

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I’m so glad we can’t remember the first year of our life. That would be so traumatic.

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Crazy to think the human body is stain proof. Literally anything wipes right off. Paint, marker, glue, blood, food, drink, everything. Even the great sharpie comes off with time.

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Currently dm’ing the school of education talking about sleeping habits...

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Anybody awake and want to play me in 8 ball??? Gotta reach 200 wins by the end of this quarantine or it hasn’t been worth it

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What produces more hairballs? A cat or girls in a college dorm? My money’s on the girls

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What if we all saw colors differently? Like my blue is actually your red but we would never know. Like I call the sky blue, but it’s actually red, yet we both call it blue. Confused? Yeah me too

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I am really thankful that blueberries float. Think if they sank into the bottom of your cereal and you had to try to find them.

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When you buy shoes that give you blisters and eventually you wear them enough that they don’t give you blisters: did the shoes conform to your foot or did you change the way you walk in them?