Primrose

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

We’ve lost it…

Prince Andrew paid off the woman suing him for sexual abuse

Up to £12m

And was stripped of military titles as a result

Both imply guilt

And yet he walks free & will face no justice

While a 22 year old who heckled him is charged with a breach of the peace…

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@AddisonLeeHelp last night I was quite frankly in one of the most terrifying taxi rides of my life operated by your company. Can you please allow me to message or email you in regards to this, thanks.

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@vestiaireco I also keep getting told you cannot confirm it’s authenticity in spite of having both the serial number and purchase email from Louis Vuitton. I am unsure what impossible criteria I am meant to meet if both these things can’t confirm it’s authenticity?

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@vestiaireco hi, I’m getting quite annoyed you won’t list a perfectly good item for which I have provided perfect photos, proof of purchase and all additional photos you have asked for. Why on earth wont you list it?

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@vestiaireco It does meet your criteria though it’s in great condition, with the serial number and proof of purchase. I’ve provided all additional photos asked for. The number is 24931626

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

selling 2x 5sos banquet records tickets for tomorrow night in Kingston (5:30pm)

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@dhlexpressuk I think I have been overcharged on import duties, can I please have some assistance via DM. Thanks.

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[libby @libshiatt]

guys

[GRAMMYS @RecordingAcad]

Congrats Album Of The Year Winner 'folklore' - @taylorswift13: https://t.co/QPXIcT5X82 #GRAMMYs

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@5SOS @fatimafarhnn

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@CBHelpTeam I’ve been sent the wrong item, I tried to email but it came up with an error message. Can you please assist ASAP.

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

lol when I read through my old tweets I realise I was BOLD, but also hilarious, but also like who did I think I was???

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Never had a reaction to any interview clip quite like this one.

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp please stop using @Hermesparcels or give the option to choose DPD at checkout - the latter is a much more competent courier who understand the term next day delivery.

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@fatimafarhnn Well at least he didn’t whisper could be stupider

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp hi I was expecting a parcel nearly a week ago, which hasn’t arrived and I have received no tracking info, pls reply to DM!

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

Everytime you are due to deliver a parcel in Sunday you claim there is a problem in getting to my address... just stop bloody lying and say you don’t deliver on Sunday’s

[Primrose @primrosefincham]

@Hermesparcels you’re actually ridiculous I ordered a parcel for next day delivery on Friday and it’s now saying it won’t be delivered until tomorrow... you’ve had it since Saturday!