Jade Púca

if you break it down that’s only 5 eggs per bloke per day Cap☀️ Ari🌙 Gem⬆️

[Jade Púca @princessbitchbb]

One time I went into the Blanchardstown shopping center hungover wearing a tank top and tights but I forgot to put my skirt on and I think that was the last time I felt alive I might do it again

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Wife Beaters is a wild ass phrase to describe a shirt

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

when i was like 10 i had this character i made up called "stank williams" and every time i would walk into a room id scream STANK WILLLLLLLIAMMMSSSSS and shimmy for as long as i could. like imagine being a single mom and you come home from your full time job to that shit

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

I saw a video saying that people who put their deodorant on with one arm were not loved as children because only neglect could have someone doing something so stupid and I have been made fun of my whole life for putting on my deodorant like an ape.

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

i was selling my body on the jeremy renner app

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

Thrifting is so crazy like wym

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard when wiping my ass i completely blew 3 fingers off my own hand

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[eggpie @eggslut2]

I think its fun that birds will just walk really far if they want to show you something cause they know your featherless ass cant keep up if they fly

[steph ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @justsumsexygirl]

kinda obsessed with this girl that i follow on instagram bc whenever she gets a new bf she doesn’t delete the exes pics and they’re just slowly collecting on her feed

[Dev @GodlyDevv]

i’ll never forget taking a girl out to eat and she brought her ipad

[TheLapisFreak 🐀🐈‍⬛️🎃 @LapisFreak]

I'm a big fan of this unique looking cat I found on tiktok

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

A person captured the moment when two sheep use their knees to cross a sewer without falling.

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

Farted so hard my check engine light turned on