alexis

Hey, What's up, Hello

[alexis @princesslexiee]

@The_Right_Rout Don't @ me

[alexis @princesslexiee]

@Jorgiefoo I want him

[alexis @princesslexiee]

@Jorgiefoo I want

[DIANCA LONDON 🎃 @diancalondon]

summoning circle, hope this works

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[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Hey this seems more important than almost everything else.

[alexis @princesslexiee]

@haillllemckenna @matty_ice1855 The most RIDICULOUS fucking documentary ever. I have never been so disgusted

[‘chelle🇵🇸🇯🇴 @fyugitive]

Today baby Kush expiernced his first snow storm, we can all tell from his breed he LOVED it. But, this may be his last time seeing it. Diagnosed with Juvenile Cataracts he will lose his eyesight soon without y’alls help. If you can’t donate, please share♥️
https://t.co/cGM1GlU03H

[jaleigh @jaleighavery7]

My sister is in a sorority & honestly if I see one more post of how much she loves her “big” ok IM YOUR ACTUAL BIG SISTER SORRY I DONT WRITE U LITTLE NOTES ABOUT HOW YOU FELL FROM A RAINBOW & SPROUTED INTO A TULIP BUT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO WEAR A TAMPON have some respect

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[James Isaac Newtron @jack_abbott3]

Today, I was today years old when I learned this.

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

imagine being the guy who holds a puppy like such a monster that Vladimir Putin has to come in and save the day

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

It’s been a cuddle with my toaster in the bath tub kinda week

[Nikki Blackketter @itsnikkib]

i'm getting a really BIG CRAVING .....to......

dare i say it......

LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC OKAY, I'M SORRY I'M JUST FEENING I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
FA LALALALA LALALALAAAAAAAAAA *explodes into a puddle of tinsel*

[sam ⊬ @sxmwich]

facebook really out here making me sob.

[swoosh @jaygonzalez04]

I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG

[Fox News @FoxNews]

The elephant herd at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park has expanded with the birth of a baby boy.

[Daniella @__dxniellla]

At this moment @snooki inspired me to become a reporter

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!)