I got the biggest shock of my life yesterday evening at work.
Our office security guard is usually very quiet, just sits at the gate and greets everyone politely.
Around closing time, I forgot my charger in the office and went back alone to pick it.
When I got there, I noticed the gate was slightly open, even though he was supposed to lock it.
I called his name… no response.
I walked closer and heard his phone playing loud music inside the security post.
I pushed the door gently, expecting him to be sleeping.
Instead, I saw him on video call… wearing a suit… speaking perfect English… addressing someone as “sir” and discussing a business deal worth millions.
The moment he saw me, he ended the call instantly and went back to his usual quiet voice: “Good evening, sir… how may I help you?”
I just stood there wondering if I’ve been working with two different people all this time.
@_Chiizzy_@lizzyjollof@_raesparkles If it's these 2, then they act as supporting acts in other channels. She's trying to make them lead material. People just complain about everything. The lady is Osareme that coined the "odogwu paranran" slang in love in every word. I felt she is good enough to get lead roles
@Confydens6 Taaaaa. Papa Monica deserves that death. He was a spineless cowardly infidel that couldn't protect his Ada. Even the Bible says "q man who can't take care of his family is worse than an Infidel".
He needed to off for Monica to be free. Cos he was her mumu button
@currentiyke I noticed it when she acted that movie that blew Ruth Kadiri's channel. I think "Better half" with Chidi. That movie was supposed to have had the buzz "Love in every word" did. Then I think she also did "A night in July" & "Another night in July" on Omoni Oboli TV.
Very never context to be adding to tweets like this. 🤣🤣🤣
But tbh, I was like, baba quick die now make Monica rest. A spineless weak man who didn't protect his daughter yet still wants to use kidney sickness to stress her.
this Monica papa, abeg die na. which kind nonsense be this?
(please I am talking about a Nigerian movie showing on YouTube in 2026. just incase this tweet isn’t relatable in 15-20 years time).
@faroukAlabi Bcos he seems to be a better PR personnel for the airline than for Nigerians. From the word go, he has been defending Egypt air with so much gumption that would amaze Hakimi. One would almost wonder if he doubles as their PR agent.
@la_victo_ire @Vicyndysimipeal There's a great difference btw (between) someone who inherently reads and can compose sentences reflecting what they have consumed, and one who heavily relies on AI. And btw(by the way) you are confusing btw for btw. Maybe read more and not 100% depend on an AI bot.
@FeneAustin This film may have been good, if they consulted someone in the legal profession. There're are some ways the story would have spun after Ifedayo's death & her attempt at impersonation that would make sense. Eg, hinting that she silently studied law abroad. Or her getting arrested
@officially_bans@_thoniaa_@iSAN_d_law Me, I dreamt of being an astronaut. Make I go man the next space expedition 🤣🤣. Emi.. Josephine the dreamer... Make moon nor go loss b4 I come back.
@kingkeenah@iSAN_d_law In 3 weeks? That way, we should be having 7 year old lawyers. How come we don't see those "photographic memory" humans in our day to day life. 3 weeks to consume 5 yrs of law, 1 yr laws school and 6 yrs experience. Haba naauuuuu? 12 years consumed in 3 weeks? Kilode!
@FeneAustin nna mehn. The thing taya me. I just finished watching it and was thinking.. so no consequences?? Came to twitter to verify I'm not crazy. Let nigerans not think they would try such and succeed. The way NPF would use them to do "for example" sensitization go really loud.
@EnemikuP@iSAN_d_law Mike Ross actually studied the law and was writing exams for ppl. He couldn't attend Uni cos I think he impersonated for the deans daughter who recinded his admission. He couldnt get the degreee cos of classroom restrictions, but he studied & knew the law.
@winnerthegirl You waited for almost 3 yrs. My blocking started back in 2023. I don't mind having only 26 ppl as Whatsapp contacts but I can't keep watching stories of tone deaf ppl cos the administration was "favouring them"
@Feyisparkles Why am I the only one thinking she sent the money so she can have a legal justification to sue her when it was proceeding she was a liar. I knew from day 1 she was lying