yo mama

[yo mama @pringles314]

@TrustlessState @zksync Please make a video comparing this with the OP stack. They seem very comparable projects philosophically. Can the OP superchain inter-operate with zkEra?

[yo mama @pringles314]

That is all, now I’m going back to shitposting.

[yo mama @pringles314]

Back here for a bit. I had to note that after reading the verdict my first reaction was surprise:
https://t.co/ioJrjENP4B

[yo mama @pringles314]

I was surprised with the verdict because the fight against biases felt like it was a losing one.
Or maybe I’ve been reading all the wrong news stories and traveling to too many small towns...

[yo mama @pringles314]

oof

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

a college ex came to my stand up show which I did not know was legal

[yo mama @pringles314]

Am I the only one who sees how goddamn hairless Trump’s face is??

[Quackity @Quackity]

find the person who doesnt pay taxes:

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can’t find them?

its because theyre right here

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fact: babies are idiot leeches and dont fucking pay taxis

[yo mama @pringles314]

Big mood

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

My super power is that I wake up 30 minute before my alarm rings then fantasize about those extra 30 minutes of sleep all day.

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

Facebook Urges Users Not To Be So Fucking Gullible https://t.co/DPYLN7fnum

[yo mama @pringles314]

philosophy majors sigh

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

You said "what punishment of gods are not gifts. Do you really believe that?" @andersoncooper, choking back tears, asks Stephen Colbert, as they discuss grief.

"Yes," replies the comedian. "It's a gift to exist and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."

[yo mama @pringles314]

so close...

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Ben Shapiro: "If you had to work more than one job to have a roof over your head or food on the table, you probably shouldn't have taken the job that's not paying you enough. That'd be a you problem"

[yo mama @pringles314]

Imagine finding your neighborhood street finally being fixed after years of disrepair and it’s Dominos Pizza who’s doing it

[yo mama @pringles314]

5 stars

[yo mama @pringles314]

accurate

[James @CaucasianJames]

runners be like “yeah i’m gonna go for a run”

[yo mama @pringles314]

All the memes about Jeffery Epstein’s death are still just the second best thing about it