Sasha Grafit

The muses of conversation have smiled upon us and given us a new thread. Although they cut the last one, we can continue to add to our already rich tapestry...

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@chris_hatler Thank you for your service to American Letters!

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“Regivorous” is for those who want kings on their dinner plates, knife to diadem, fork to face. The ancient custom of eating one’s everyday enemies is no longer enough; leaders of oppressive regimes are what’s for dinner. Bidding will begin at $750,000.

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#WomensMarchNYC
The haters say, "oh why don't you go protest in #othercountries where women are treated worse?" I say, "They are #notmyteachers."

[Unofficial Poet Laureate of Columbia University @unoffplofcu]

Whether you possess it in your collection or not, every Ides of March, a wind stirs up “abollabouliasma,” tracing obscure bureaucracies to, through and from your mind—own it and your dinner guests will be agape. Bidding for this word begins at $400,000.

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“Theopendulous” always ticks beneath a metaphysician’s cape, calling up wars and graven memories, prohibited and blasphemous texts. To own it is to own a potential of meanings that will last generations and disclose tyrannies of past and future. Bidding begins at $1,000,000.

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In the uncertain age of cryptocurrency, it's good to see that words still have value https://t.co/HHzsKjJph6

[Unofficial Poet Laureate of Columbia University @unoffplofcu]

What is black and white and red all over? #Malevich's 1915 Russian Futurist exhibition of "The Black Square." Bidding for "beamalackuare" will begin at $2,000. #beamalackuare

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@heinjohn Hi were you the person who did that incredible, magical shoot with the Witch Gear for Dazed and Confused Magazine?

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@McDonalds please make the vegan burger a thing--I have never wanted anything more!!!

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@McDowellMalc in the cold shower scene in If.... was the water actually cold???

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@aiww Thank you for accepting copy #167 of my book, Ways to Upset Your Mother (available at https://t.co/p6pRJzs8sx)

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Finally a statue that's not a dude in tights riding a horse! https://t.co/4sChqLE9Sc

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#freakingout Get an awesome individualized card with your purchase of Ways to Upset Your Mother at https://t.co/p6pRJzs8sx

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@TheBrandiBelle I'd be your ghostwriter, silly :) My last project was called Ways to Upset Your Mother https://t.co/qAe5dAhUT7. I'm here if.

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@TheBrandiBelle I am a fiction writer, and I think you need to have a series of books like @SashaGrey does. Shall we collaborate?

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@AsaAkira you might know all the methods already, but check out my just-published book Ways to Upset Your Mother (https://t.co/p6pRJzs8sx)

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Met @kenjeong in JFK, gave him one of these! His hand was as soft and pleasant to shake as my girlfriend's breast.

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I just published “You Oughta Know: What Would David Foster Wallace Think of the Selfie?” https://t.co/80BUdIMUPZ

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Night rider with @brooksengland and @thecoachnyc #cambium

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#abrahamlincoln with a sick #fro delivers the #message

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#100tweetanniversary