tony barbados

PhD in Twitter studies

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On my boomer shit idc

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40 minutes to go 3 miles in an uber share what the hell is wrong with whoever designed this app @Uber

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WHATS UP

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What’s a fear of The Beach Boys called

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These closeted men out here acting like my bush is an electric fence

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Benson Boone is just an indie pop Tiny Tim without any swag

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Evil mk.gee be like are you looking down

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My bedroom smells like if you gave a nursing home magic wands

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I genuinely forgot I have this

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whenever the lights turn off on the subway going through a tunnel i feel like i am inside an unregulated submersible that’s about to implode

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how I feel after a Brazilian

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Turtles literally aren’t slow

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Wish I had fat boobs and no anxiety

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looking for a sublet

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Is tretinoin the poor mans adrenochrome

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@d3adlycr1minal not this being how I found out

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@i_have_asthma69 Bring back public stoning

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Shirley temple would be a beautiful name for a girl

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@chekhov100 I think about this every day