Megan Lopez

Skilled at conducting static electricity & turning off street lights...considering joining Dr Xavier's School for Mediocre Mutants.

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

Message received nature: the outdoors are NOT for me.
In the last two days I've seen a tarantula & a snake without venturing beyond my own backyard.
I am not ok with this.

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite I love Brendan Fraser so I see no issue with this!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@ChoyceCuts @kidversations_ @reallifemommy3 I'm pretty sure it's a developmental milestone! Somewhere between 3 & 5 years of age every child has a rain boot and/or cowboy boot phase!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@DogspottingOrg

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@simoncholland Its been 14 years since I've work as a server and anytime I play Overcooked with my daughter I am guaranteed to have nightmares!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@thebestofzillow

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@CrockettForReal @HenpeckedHal Yesterday my nephew was telling me about the gophers in his yard while he drank ice water. Without taking a breath he announced "we (he & his brother) like to eat the ice," I heard "eyes" and was momentarily horrified!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

It use to be that if my daughter asked "why are you all dressed up?" it meant I was wearing a nice dress, heels, and full hair/makeup. Now it just means I put on something other than sweatpants! 😂

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite Taken Depressed Taken. This year I either come down with a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome or can't stop marathoning Liam Neeson!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@RobotRecall @firststartrmh @HenpeckedHal Having had a Grandma Margaret who I was loosely name after I can say that Margaret means Pearl in Greek, as does Megan.

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@TacoDouglas @OneTrackJon @burywite Ugh.

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite Recently relocated Peace Officer has a public disagreement with the towns overzealous HOA

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite Same, but in reverse, that is butt-bread!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite

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@dog_rates

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite Had it been Laura Prepon, would have taken it?

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@Pixar "I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy."

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

To all those jerk sitting on a stockpile of paper towels: Don't you realize some of us have chihuahuas and NEED those paper towels! #tinypeemonsters

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@burywite EVERYTHING was! Heck, groceries shopping was extreme in the 90s!!!

[Megan Lopez @prissigrl]

@kristieredding