John Doe

you eat all my 🅱️eans ?

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

same voice actress btw

[Awdumn 💜 @Audisms]

squeezing both cheeks and spreading her hole a little bit will make me immortal

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[Sweet 🐱 @mycocksmells]

so it's basically this

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

tried to do the standing on the balcony getting fresh air gimmick just for the biggest bluest prehistoric bug i ever seen in my life to fly outta nowhere to collect my soul

[🫎Little Monster Moose🫎 (misty tadeki) @babygirlmoose]

I've watched this like 50 times in a row and it's still hilarious

[ana @bennetlupin]

passei umas 3x por esse post, mas ignorei achando que era só uma foto legal. agora fui prestar atenção na legenda e É UM DESENHO!!!!

[Unnamed @UnamedAccount10]

I also hope hes massive and smoothly animated like the titan hand

[HowlingDonut @HowlingDonut0]

Random png drop

[sorenjj @sorenjj]

Wait they are actually hashtag yearning for mechanic in the game? I lowkey got the gift of prophecy?

[kieed @kieed23232]

blood moon

[NicoMartelle @NicoMartelle]

It's not only gay innuendo. It’s Thanatos coveting Eros's source of power (his sword/penis). Basically Death longing for Life.
This is as mythological as a dick joke can go.

[epsilon | 🇵🇸 @thetetrisking]

soulless kris has to bridal carry susie so the soul genuinely splits into two and we enter kris’s body to do this

[Ashera🧊 @IceAshera]

I swear Aang had the most fun fighting him or something cause he straight up copied him once LMAO

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I use the "Solid Snake Method" to communicate with my 5 yo:

Him: daddy, look, this is a deadly jellyfish
Me: a deadly jellyfish?
Him: yes its called a box jellyfish don't touch it
Me: a "box jellyfish"? I shouldn't touch it?
Him: yes its very dangerous

[RedLikeRubes |🌹❄ | VR @RedLikeRubesVR]

The night sky reminds me of you~ ❤🤍

#rwby #vrchat #whiterose #rubyrose #weissschnee

[TheGodzillaDude🐝🇲🇽 @TheGodzillaDude]

This fucking video kills me everytime it shows up lmfao DOUG NOOOO! 😭

[TACHNOLOGY! @chocoleyt_1]

Let's all get employed and not tell pokke