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@lillimackay Will send when he returns from his snowboarding trip

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My husband won’t stop impersonating awkwafina and it’s tearing our marriage apart

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We all know who actually deserved to win best supporting actress at the Oscars….and to think she wasn’t even nominated

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Plum is such a good color

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Garrett & I went on a date & I told the waitress she had nice skin (bc she really did) and she proceeded to give me her entire skincare routine and then secretly gave us to go cups for our margaritas and that is girlhood

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@lillimackay Not yet. Should’ve brought him to be signed

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Today I meet and work with Willie Nelson and when I tell you I can’t stop internally screaming I mean it!!!!

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The amount of butter toast I consume should be a crime

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I work at a university now and I just asked one of my student workers if they were told about a change and they responded with “unless I’m in my Helen Keller era, no”

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If I shit myself, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

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Dogs when you leave the room for 5 seconds

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Mark Ruffalo in Poor Things, I’m so glad this is an Oscar nominated performance

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@MicaelaCleary Recess!! Which I actually think is the brand we had at Erewhon? Well I did, because I accidentally stole yours too lol

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Approaching 30 is spending your Saturday night watching movies on the couch with your 3 pets while ordering a variety pack of adaptogen infused sparkling water

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Garrett is here too

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And don’t you dare ask me what adaptogens are because I don’t know

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Why the main thumb in Thumb Wars look like Jacob Elordi?

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Sometimes I wonder what bathing in a tub of spaghetti would feel like

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@lillimackay Omg I’m watching old episodes too right now

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Anna and Lilli are actually two of the greatest friends I’ve ever had I have no clue what I’d do without them????