Peter Young

If you always do what you've always done you'll always get what you've always got.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@santanderukhelp What's up with business banking today, I can't reauthorise my feed into Xero and get the Browser request header too big error when I try to download last year's transactions. Very frustrating for 7.50 a month and no interest.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@UCLH where do I put money in to get a better lunch? I'm actually dying and someone is making their profit by supplying awful sandwiches. An extra 50p would make it gourmet!

[Peter Young @prjy]

@santander your developers are rubbish. And you charge me 7.50 a month for this. Shame on you.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@waitrose Quite the magic trick, one missing chocolate from a sealed pack! I suppose you profit a whole box for every 25 you make or something.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@AskHalifaxBank Banking App showing me 0 balance on all of my accounts?!? Technical problems?

[Peter Young @prjy]

@BBCNews Can you tweet the clip of the chap riding his bike into the water behind your presenter in Scotland? Best bit of Brexit coverage today!

[Peter Young @prjy]

Writing software is exactly like nailing jelly to the wall, except nobody will tell you where the jelly is, you haven't got any nails and everyone has a different wall.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@TalkTalk @TalkTalkBizCare BizCare - see photo. Account is for a business that has been gone for at least 4 years, probably want to check your finance systems

[Peter Young @prjy]

@TalkTalk not sure you're allowed to send a bill when the only chargeable item is the bill itself.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@TalkTalk Thanks Mike, though it's not my account, it's a previous tennant of the office from more than 4 years ago. I suspect your billing job ran with the wrong parameters. I wonder how many others were sent :?

[Peter Young @prjy]

Dear #science, it's 2018 now, can we have a miniphant, microphant and nanophant please, Elephants are cool but too big for the garden. Thank you.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@Eurostar any chance of some staff at flexi plus in Calais? Run out of water and paid for the privilege.

[Peter Young @prjy]

Oo, what shall we do with all this tech? Cure cancer? beat world poverty? Solve the energy crisis? Clear the plastic pollution? Wait..I know..Ping-Pong robots!

[CGTN Radio @CGTNRadio]

A Ping-Pong robot is shown at 2018 World Artificial Intelligence Conference in Shanghai, September 18, 2018. The Ping-Pong robot can play Ping-Pong with tailored strategies by analyzing how his contestant plays. https://t.co/93gduTGz9w

[Peter Young @prjy]

@marksandspencer Disappointed to find pizzas with Polystyrene packaging, how does one recycle that? #blueplanet #plastic

[Peter Young @prjy]

@ThomasCoram Another fantastic production to end the year, a huge thank you to everyone involved.

[Peter Young @prjy]

Imagine if you had a tree growing out of your chest, that'd hurt, wouldn't it?

[Peter Young @prjy]

@bbcnews '..the biggest animals to have walked the Earth, with some weighing as much as a space shuttle.' Alas, I have lost my Shuttle to Busses conversion tables, how many half baked franjipans is that, just so i can get a sense of scale. https://t.co/QwuqTLA4td

[Peter Young @prjy]

#berkhamsted Anyone missing a picnic table, currently atop 36b lower kings Road.

[Peter Young @prjy]

@WHSmith Stop abusing your position on our high streets, How about encouraging more customers by filling your chocolate space with better stationery and handing out free fruit with every purchase. #whsugar #BritainsFatFight

[Peter Young @prjy]

#UniversityChallenge Edinburgh Wang at last! I'll listen to the questions now.