Paul Mortimer

Senior Child Care Officer who dabbles in points fighting, Dad of 3 great kids

[Founder Mode @Founder_Mode_]

This video will change your life:

[Paul Mortimer @prmorts]

@NoContextHumans Emergrate to Australia

[Greig Paterson @wddffd120]

“When they come off the pitch…tell them how good they’ve done…and did they enjoy it. End of!”
Simple. Yet so many still shout, bawl, offer inappropriate advice, commentate, shout at referees, etc. Please. Just let them play.

[Emma Louise Jones @eljonesuk]

This is outstanding 🙏🏻🤍

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Female Police Trainee Throws A Grenade The Wrong Way 😳

[Football Twats @FootbaIITwats]

Ligue 1 is hilarious at times 😂

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Before the match and during the half-time break, a bulge that symbolizes a testicular tumor will be added to the center circle to raise awareness for testicular cancer.

It's never too early to get a cancer screening and please do it regularly! 🙏

#WorldCancerDay

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Spurs have asked the fan that kicked Ramsdale to hand himself in so they can issue a lifetime ban...

So far over a 2000 fans have come forward to say it was them!

[Gareth Bale @GarethBale11]

What a journey! Thank you football for memories that will last a lifetime ❤️

[Tommy Stewart @tomandrewstew]

Sky Sports' production team react to @GNev2's display for @Carra23 and @KellyCates last night...

@DavidBrentMovie

[total Barça @totalBarca]

Everyone assumed this was his mom, but it was the national team cook! So awesome

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Giroud after being told he’s now France’s all time top scorer. #FIFAWorldCup

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

KARMA ALWAYS REMEMBERS!

#FIFAWorldCup

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Ashton United have made a 28-day loan bid to Manchester City for Erling Haaland:

🎙️ "It just makes sense for us to try and sign him on loan. City aren't playing and we want to keep him fit. It makes more sense than playing golf."

(Source: @AshtonUnitedFC)

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

Del Boy meets the Just Stop Oil protestor

[Mick Quinn @mickquinn1089]

Start the Weekend with a giggle,Have a good one ☝️

[AFC Willerby reserve vets for 2024 @springheadvets]

Anyone know who this is. Get in touch

[Paul Mortimer @prmorts]

Good save or bad penalty? 🤔 @sculcoatesAm

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

Alan Shearer 🗣 “Man Utd are fucked.” 🤣🤣