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unapologetically S U R V I V I N G . . .

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@zandyor 🤍

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Let’s call out men’s bad behaviour not women being bad at picking men!

[miia @miiagarro]

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad

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nobody’s going to waste my time✔️

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men want women shaped like hour glasses so they can waste our damn time ⏳

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@Dearme2_ Nature

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flying high princess’

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn im so fuckin high and beautiful

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@plxnetriri @babooshke No way did this just come up on Facebook. People are crazy

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@FoxyDMDx2 No way Nelson will be there

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@dojixsol Financial grace… for at least a second

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

another childhood pleasure that had zero explanation

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my bf just said ‘being a woman looks exhausting’ and I think that’s the most humbling thing I’ve heard. Cuz man, it fucking is sometimes.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

I got a call from a scammer yesterday.

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.”

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Luxuries we forget that are luxuries:

1. Your mom still around
2. Hot water
3. Feeling healthy
4. Peace of mind & heart
5. Perfect weather days
6. Good food
7. Bills paid
8. Reliable transportation

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

The reason why you feel so connected to your pets is because they were really meant to be your children, just in another form. They came to save you and be with you

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

If I had this at home, nobody would ever see me again.

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Colton you’re pulling a Brandy G, fan-girling over a housewife #TheTraitorsUS

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@Andy Tanner from Ontario; Craig; do you have any intentions on quitting drinking as it once affected your mental health and relationships so poorly?

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@lady_valor_07 Sage🩷