Mary Jane Doe

I need to unwind in the evening. Only some kind of judge can judge me, so shut up.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@mostlymartha Yeah, I'm out $4K. But enjoy your 100000th vacation, Susan

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@mostlymartha Did you exercise your options? I did, and I'm REALLY PISSED. All that $$, gone -- after all those promises.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@WalCloth This gives me LIFE, thank you.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

RT if you're not going to watch Trump's announcement tonight because u know he only cares about ratings and this is how you stick it to him

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Settling into a fascist regime. About 8 months old.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@mostlymartha thanks! It's so good.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@mostlymartha I need to know about that fabulous necklace.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Becky with the good weed right heeyer

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

–“Didn’t anyone stand up to Trump, Grandpa?"
–“Just Teen Vogue and this one dictionary." https://t.co/GcWCjit3gj

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Um. Never mind. https://t.co/oOirjSGE3x

[VELVEETA @CheesyVelveeta]

Liquid Golden Rule: The heart wants what it wants. Let it eat shells.

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

I'm sorry Sean but that is *not* Numberwang. https://t.co/n81hMZOWtW

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@mostlymartha Thank you! I adore them.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Whenever a man disappointed me in 2016, I got a cat.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

[Kawaii phone hacking app.] Anyway, farewell, USA. It was a good run.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Baby seal, Half Moon Bay, CA #BestCarcass

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Welcome to my life #copywriterhell https://t.co/VePX4JUDQc

[Zach Mander @zachmander]

Agency:
So we're thinking either Pringle Bells, Kris Pringle, or Pringles all the Way?

Client:
Nah I've got a better idea.

Client:

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@realDonaldTrump GEE I DON'T KNOW; HOPE WE'LL FIND OUT.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

I'd #trollprofessorwatchlist but I in no way believe these people are concerned about higher education. ��😂

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

@porksmith You'd be correct, sir.

[Mary Jane Doe @Probably_stoned]

Congrats to all the fucking idiots.