calm down

[calm down @probablynoah]

"The secret to good health is to drink, smoke, & above all, do no exercise." -Winston Churchill

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do

[calm down @probablynoah]

@couldawentpro Hardly know’er

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Thank God

[Daily Magazin @daily_magazin]

Anne Hathaway'in kısa saçlı dönemine ait pozları, gündeme düştü.

[calm down @probablynoah]

@couldawentpro yea

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God forbid a lad enjoy a cig and some OJ

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@couldawentpro give that frog a loan

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@ali_sivi ok

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Phone got hot whilst charging last night so I set my bag of baby carrots on it

[calm down @probablynoah]

My toilet was dealt a shit hand in life

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[jaime:) @jaimethylamine]

Me and this leftover pasta

[William @UnhappyChappy_]

The chief appeal of homosexuality is the possibility of a romantic relationship with an intellectual equal.

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

We should kill him and take his cucumber for ourselves

[calm down @probablynoah]

Thank you hannah

[Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma @CampMiasmaFilm]

everybody say thank you hannah ❤️‍🔥

[calm down @probablynoah]

@CampMiasmaFilm Thank you Hannah

[໊ @laceiie]

my kink is to be questioned like i’m being studied

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[calm down @probablynoah]

Greatest sports film of all time

[dina @beckacent]

remember when they dropped the only Medieval Y2K movie ever and then nobody touched the genre again

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre the love of my life and to some extent my nemesis

[Mango 🥭 @sulaimansburner]

What I'll let her do to me cannot be televised