simp biscuit

Every fart brings me closer to peace 🏳‍🌈 she/her

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

Toe-be or not toe-be ... that is the question

[ؘ @porcelaincoffin]

sorry i can’t hangout tonight i am not Perfect yet

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[sky ☁️ @modernwlfhair]

oh yeah i love sleeping with sirens!

my pirate friend: ye will regret that

[∘°∘♡∘°∘ @cyb3rk1tty2003]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@dr_gerge Hell ya

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@dr_gerge Smh!!!!

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@dr_gerge I’m screaming

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@bluedreambb_ This is the cutest thing I’ve ever read

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@dr_gerge I thought you just carried your Twitter drafts typed out on paper scattered about in a suit case that you randomly open throughout the day to find one to tweet tbh

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@SorayaSpaghetti Honestly I get it

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

call me a nicotine addict the way I’m addicted to nicotine

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@SorayaSpaghetti Their coconut & chocolate covered almonds had me by the balls for months

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

When it’s time to pregame for day 2 of EDC and the baby raver realizes we just got back to the hotel from day 1 five hours ago

[simp biscuit @probablynotkait]

@dr_gerge Sorry

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

had a dry gin martini and then did this for four hours straight last night

[pinar @pienar]

imagine these two bitches saying exactlyyyyy to each other