Dan. Pen. Man.

Barrister, recovering historian, avid rugby player and pretend intellectual. Enjoys pan-galactic gargle-blasters. He/him

[Dan. Pen. Man. @probablypenman]

Lib Dems: "We support honesty in politics."

Also Lib Dems: "Vote for us based on this wholly misleading chart."

[Westminster & City Lib Dems 🔶 @WminsterLibDems]

@ChukaUmunna It is a two horse race in Cities of London and Westminster between Boris Johnson's No Deal Brexit MP and the Liberal Democrats. The @LibDems came top in the European Elections in our area, and @ChukaUmunna is the Remain choice

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@StephenLittlewo H

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@Maremaidstar https://t.co/Hj31beOhOb

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@Actionman513 @bubbaprog Yeah but have you seen this? https://t.co/Lk2WzcMo0o

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@TheLastLeg #PutinGorillaSexTape
Owank-utan

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@BBCNews @vagina_museum

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@Rh1n0g1rl You're ready to run in some tries tomorrow then?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.

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@ishkolhatkar A hug is conducted face-to-face, a cuddle can be from any angle.

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@olithorne77 @ishkolhatkar @NicolaKohn @Medic_Mediator Also Oli it's illegal to make people blush on Twitter. Though Ishan did teach me a great deal of what I know so if I am a credit to anyone it's him.

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@olithorne77 @ishkolhatkar @NicolaKohn @Medic_Mediator I'm not sure mine counts as "nice" but it is cheap, wide and cost-effective. It's an ASUS MB168B (https://t.co/4BtU7DZQ76) but it now sadly seems to be out of stock. Unless there is a particular feature you are looking for they are all much of a muchness in my view.

[Aydin Dikerdem @AydinDikerdem]

This thread is wild.

Sunak's recent NI tax changes cost the median household £500

So 9,000 median households cover the Sunak's tax avoidance (£4.5million)

So for 9,000 median households, NI increases don't fund health, social care etc. They fund the household of the Sunak's!

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@soulsitem Sweaty Bone

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@lottelydia https://t.co/n3ix8Y9pNl

[Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife]

This is a much underused service

[Lucy Watson @Lucywwatson]

If you post this chart five times a boomer comes round your house and bores you to death complaining about how they didn’t buy takeaways

[The Seagull Has Landed @Red__Tim]

Remodulate the main deflector array.

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@Miss_Snuffy @animalfarmhouse

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

Cannot fathom passion for sport you must have to be a female trans athlete in this climate, because if you suck you suck but the second you do even slightly well everyone steps in to claim it's because you're actually a man, no matter how hard you've worked, how skilled you got.

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

Also this bad faith acting like (cis) women weightlifters are all tiny, dainty, and petite, making it clear that the armchair transphobes aren't even familiar with what they 'defend'.

It is a sport about holding a very large amount of metal above your head, it is not Swan Lake.