I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸

I'll take your compliment when you pry it into my cold, dead hands.

There's a home for you in my blocklist without a people for a people without a blocklist.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

If I had a nickel for every orgasm I've given a woman, I'd have a hundred counterfeit dollars.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

me: breathing is nice

the one person on god's green earth that's allergic to oxygen finding my post on social media: must be nice. ur so lucky.

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

This is blowing my fuckin mind right now

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Learning how to put in contact lenses is like performing Hostel as a one-man show.

[Saint Charlie🇵🇸🦈🐝™️ @PollyVinyl1]

Wow. It’s all connected. Every shitty thing is connected to Israel.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

If people dislike that 4 private corporations have monopolized the food industry, then why do they still eat food?

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Here I am in the future trying to understand a civilization of the past that made toilet paper holders, that couldn't so much as dream of mega rolls, let alone mega XL. Poor bastards.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

My name is Sir Knight and my sword is Nounverber? Ah Christ, no one's gonna read about me.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Btw “immigration” means bombing a country and destroying their economy, then using NGOs to bribe them to move to another country where they are now alienated and angry.
Then social media blames them so people don’t see that it’s actually just a financial Ponzi scheme called central banking using humans as programmable wrecking balls.

Notice all the neo con influencers just calling this “immigration” and not what it actually is. The inevitable consequence of an infinite debt bubble run by their bosses.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

the friend archetype who will never, ever, ever, EVER watch a youtube video you texted them, ever. Even if you make a big deal about how good it is.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

@jvgraz Challenged the community note on the basis that it is irrelevant and not necessary.

If Israel can claim that Palestinians dying of hunger and disease is not genocide, then neither is dying of typhus in a concentration camp. If they set the logic, they should abide by it.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Here are a few of the confessions I noted down while watching Naza.

“Whoever you decided to kill was a terrorist.”

We say 15 NAZA. Not 15 people, or 15 women and children. We say 15 NAZA.”

"It’s like a video game, we’d always say, because everything is done remotely.”

“We didn’t collect the bodies. The dogs eat them.”

- The ‘human shield’ claim about private houses is absurd. They just come home to sleep. That’s where we find them.”

When asked if what’s happening in Gaza is genocide.) “Yes. Completely.... It’s intentional killing. We intended to kill those children.”

“Gaza became a factory of targets… it was done on a mass scale, efficiently, like in a factory.” “A factory of targets.”

“We erased history.”

“The policy is to destroy everything as quickly as possible, before we lose international legitimacy.”

“When we would attack someone and saw he was injured but alive, we usually dropped another bomb on him.”

“I’d hear the final moments of a person’s life.”

“I heard a woman screaming that her daughter’s body was burning.”

“The goal was quantity not quality.”

“There was a boy who entered our territory, he wasn’t doing anything. They bombed him.”

Y’all understand the panic over Naza yet? The film is dismantling their narrative piece by piece, using their own words.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Learning how to put in contact lenses is like performing Hostel as a one-man show.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

They built an entire civilization on the idea that God is on their side.

Not a foreign God. Not an old-testament God of wrath and conquest, which would at least be honest.

A Jesus God.

A turn-the-other-cheek, blessed-are-the-meek, it’s-easier-for-a-camel-to-pass-through-the-eye-of-a-needle-than-for-a-rich-man-to-enter-heaven God.

That God.

The one who specifically, explicitly, repeatedly told his followers to care for the poor, resist the powerful, refuse violence, love their enemies.

They took that God and they put him on aircraft carriers.

They put him in the mouths of politicians voting for defense budgets.

They gave him to televangelists who told congregations that wealth was "divine favor" and that bombing Muslim countries was "spiritual warfare."

They built the most powerful military empire in history and they wrapped it in the theology of a man who died opposing one.

And then they looked at the people praying in the ruins of the cities their planes had bombed and said:

"Their God is dangerous."

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

“Ooh boy, AI is great!”
“Look, we’re Miyazaki cartoons!”
“Now we’re ALL artists!”
“Oh shit the gate just closed!”
“They’re monitoring everything we say!”
“Fuck, there’s police drones everywhere!”
“The AI just locked my money because I said Free Palestine!”

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

[me, waking up relieved] "Huh, oh... It was a dream? Well thank goodness I didn't let some random dude convince me to help him murder someone on account of me being so highly suggestible."

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Set off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness for shitting too loudly on their toilet.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Ugh... yeah, sorry, I'm just... blarg... so [yawn]..... tired... I'm just urghgh... I'm just hhhhhhngngng... I'm just tired from coming into work on time today.

[willy joe @ManipulateThis]

“Yah but if we increase the minimum wage then the price of everything will go up”

Minimum wage doesn’t increase

10 YEARS LATER

“Yeah can I get 1 single Chalupa for 7 fucking dollars!”

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Girlfriend got fired from the paradimensional demon containment facility for gently placing the lids on the enchanted urns without screwing them on.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

@SunshineJarboly So you're saying a spot opened up? 🥹