paddy ,

[Jupjamie @jupjamie]

“I made Gunnersaurus redundant in the same year I joined a pay to play superleague”

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

London...

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

poorly aged lines pt 1

[🅴 @TheBongynator]

It would be so easy....

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

My dog had to tell her that Hov is the GOAT, he ain’t gonna smash but he had to tell her the truth.

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

The second L in "well" is an uppercase i.

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[🧙‍♂️ @D_whit98]

Dawg a child with Floyd and Youngboy genes is a threat to society

[sad-a-saurus @sad_saurus]

Mama Bear: The porridge is ready

Papa Bear: Perfect let’s leave for a couple of hours

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

I’d say my main problem with illegals is that they drain our system without paying taxes. Why yes, I am voting for Trump

[Tarantino FM @FmTarantino]

Managing in the MLS and filling up the maximum of 8 international players in your roster

[Tarantino FM @FmTarantino]

When a decent team wants your 17 year old second choice RB on loan but you're not sure he'll get enough playing time

[@carlwilhoyte on Bluesky @Voodoo_Pork]

A honest to god Dril tweet IRL

[ab @amirbilal_]

robert pattinson was on a death grips album and is batman

[paddy , @PRobLeoD]

@william_burns This is the one bro 🔥