Phil

[Phil @proesch2]

Toasted bagels are just giant cheerios

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

With @POTUS's infrastructure plan, Amtrak will create jobs and improve equity across the country, and we are ready to deliver. America needs a rail network that offers frequent, reliable, sustainable and equitable train service. Now is our time, let’s make rail the solution.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bugs Bunny Explains How LeBron Helped Him Get Sober For Role In ‘Space Jam’ Sequel https://t.co/bOWpBS2nSh

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[Phil @proesch2]

I’ve rewritten this paper’s abstract so much you’d think it would be concrete by now

[Phil @proesch2]

No November November. It’s December

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently

[Phil @proesch2]

Which nostril are you breathing through today?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Louis DeJoy flat-out lied to the Senate today about the changes he’s implemented at the @USPS, refused to cooperate with requests for documents, and rejected the idea of fixing his damage. Enough is enough: the Board of Governors must remove DeJoy & reverse his acts of sabotage.

[Phil @proesch2]

Machine learning is just a computer’s conspiracy theory

[Flossed In Paradise (Fairy Steel) @FlossdnParadise]

@jbouie @babystew Here, I made an overlay of the 2016 election map by county. Feast your eyes on blue blobs surrounded by a red circle. Sounds like a new symptom of fascism.

[Phil @proesch2]

There needs to be another hour between 7 and 9 o’clock

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I need everyone to watch this.

[Phil @proesch2]

@qudno_ This is literally his thing

[Phil @proesch2]

Quarantine games but they’re all videos @qudno_ edits into a tiktok at the end of it all

[Phil @proesch2]

@qudno_ Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome but Timmy Turner can't ... https://t.co/vnKa5KGCMQ via @YouTube

[Gillian OShaughnessy @GillOshaughness]

I’m on the edge of my seat!