Dolores Umbridge

One mustn't tell lies.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

If you must know, @ron__b_weasley, I kissed a dementor and it LIKED it. #lovepotionsoakedcherryredchapstick #veryspecifictags

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@ron__b_weasley your momma's a dirty blood traitor!

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@kreacher_black hem, hem. If you find anything for that little infestation, let me know. I could use it for the Ministry.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@Al__Dumbledore I should have changed my stupid lock. I should have made you leave your key. You never got my texts anyway… #avps

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@remus__j_lupin Scum! Filthy half-breed!!

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

Proclamation #EducationalDecree No. 27
"Any student found in possession of the magazine The Quibbler will be expelled." #hp #ootp #hemhem

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

The irony is that if he had texted me back, it would have been one of those #breakuptexts. "Did you get my text?!" #AVPS

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

"I'm sorry Dolores, but you're not a sexy man. I can't be with you." #breakuptexts by @Al__Dumbledore

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@Al__Dumbledore #isturnedonby sexy men. #kittensoutofthebag

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

Proclamation #EducationalDecree No. 656
Any student found with of pictures of a young @Prof__Umbridge will be expelled. #chubbylittlefck

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@LorelaiGillbout Oh dearie me, was that sarcasm? I think ten points from your house and a detention with me should set you straight. #hemhem

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

Proclamation #EducationalDecree No. 655
All persons must immediately reply to the High Inquisitor's text messages.
#didyougetmytext?

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

When I was a young human, tears used to flow from my eyes all the time. But not anymore.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

I found my new favorite food: Falcon shakes.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@harry__j_potter I'm much more fond of IHOP. It's cleaner and more colorful. And it has PINK crepes! Hem, hem.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@remus__j_lupin Are you saying your smarter than its author, MERLIN? I do NOT approve of your hands-on approach, Remus!

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@remus__j_lupin, I have been hearing some nasty rumors about your...methods in the classroom. *hemhem*

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

*Hem hem* I, on the other hand, am terrifying.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

Though you are incapable of predicting even tomorrow's weather, @Prof__Trelawney, surely you know that no one actually fears you.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

@Hermione___G Now, I'm going to have to teach you a different kind of lesson, oh yes. Cornelius would understand. http://twitpic.com/3u1neq