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[mads 🐞🤠🌪️ | 4-1 @godlightshorses]

the trump admin is cutting WHAT

[Pilchard Princess @DadRockEnjoyer]

Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad

[👽 dove!!!!! 👽 @wunders420]

how it feels taking a 4 hour nap when you had shit to do and haven't eaten all day

[Malaika Jabali @MalaikaJabali]

“not all men” and “she should know better in a room full of men” coexisting in y’alls mind is nuts

[Softboy @softboy_w]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

10/10 no notes. music videos used to be about women in different colored rooms. and it was so important

[McJohanson @Mc_Johanson]

I love that this exact same stretch routine is shared between so many species of animal

[Onyema🛡️ @OnyemaSam1]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

Got hit with a sudden $2,900 emergency room bill last month. called the hospital billing office to ask for an itemized breakdown before paying a dime.

rep on the phone said: 'sure, we can mail that out, but your account is currently coded under our uninsured hardship discount.'

two days later, the itemized bill arrives in the mail. the total jumped from $2,900 to $8,400.

i called back completely confused.
the rep calmly explained: 'requesting an itemized review removes the automatic hardship adjustment. you are now billed at our standard chargemaster rate.'

a $4,600 penalty just for asking to see what services were actually performed. healthcare pricing in this country is an extortion racket where demanding transparency triggers a financial attack.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize

[cat 🐴 @calemakarma]

voter fraud is when your grown ass children don’t update their voting addresses 🥀

[jack @jackhw_]

crackle and pop looking for their friend:

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

a decade later and still rings true

[🐞 @assthetique1]

body clock has understood that we need to wake up at 6 but not that we need to be asleep by 10:30 for that to be possible

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.

[Sung Jinwoo @2cooltroy]

The fact that the head of the Ku Klux Klan can casually do an interview without being arraigned by the FBI for Hate Crimes and Domestic Terrorism is truly a slap in the face to all people of color in America

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Chuck D: “This concert is not by Ed Sheeran’s promoters. Free Palestine, free Haiti, and please free a closed mind”

Flavor Flav: “And fuck Donald Trump!”

[{un}dead cat @catcope_]

her

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

becoming an adult is realizing that the laws they taught you about in school mean nothing. this is clearly a monopoly