Sarah Barney

hyperbole isn’t dead

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

“JESUS CHRIST CAROLYN! IF I WANTED TO GET SCREWED TILL MY ASSHOLE BLED, I’D GO DOWN TO TORTURE GARDEN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND ASK FOR THE FULL SHITTING ENGLISH!” #killingeve #phoebewallerbridge

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

“By the time an American high fives you over a salad you want to punch them in the face” @MickyF_Official

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

Devastated @Freakonomics Stephen Dubner is leaving @NSQ_Show

[Michael Whitehall @fatherwhitehall]

@jackwhitehall Work in Progress ? Your whole life is work in progress from my point of view.

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

Why is no one talking about Greg THE MOLE Shapiro’s obliques? #TheMoleNetflix @gshapiro98

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

Someone needs to write an op-ed on how @itsmetinx rebranded walking. #richmomwalk

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

Tell her it’s a warning shot, don’t fuck with Red! Or a 79 year old woman will shank someone you’ve never met! #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@Shaughna_P 🥲

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@Shaughna_P @LawzMurph This is not a thing anymore. You still have to pay back your student loan if you move abroad, you just don’t get it automatically taken out of your pay check.

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@RevPap TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS WHAT THE FUCK THE MORNING AFTER PILL IS MORE EXPENSIVE

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

Aiding and abetting your brand message.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Weird for someone to resign over a party that didn't happen.

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@IonaWilder I definitely felt the same… but did watch it this year, just not religiously

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

“JESUS CHRIST CAROLYN! IF I WANTED TO GET SCREWED TILL MY ASSHOLE BLED, I’D GO DOWN TO TORTURE GARDEN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND ASK FOR THE FULL SHITTING ENGLISH!” #killingeve #phoebewallerbridge

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

Flowers are a good gift too, although not given anally.

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@hannahrousselot Get the medical ones, they are DRASTICALLY MORE COMFORTABLE to wear?

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

I’m like one of those shower gels that’s also a shampoo, cause I do both of the jobs, but I’m not good at either. @elimatthewson #hilarious

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@eviechiles @taylorswift13 @Solenevdw

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@hannahrousselot As a RECRUITER I have been asking this for YEARS

[Sarah Barney @professorsmeggy]

@hannahrousselot ?