Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools

White noise coming out of my brain turns off for nothing

[someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksunibrow]

https://t.co/TRlV7UYAyL

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Everybody loves the idea of a catty gay guy but very few can actually handle a catty gay guy

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@TannDaMan_ @teswoketoi Like he said, you wouldn’t understand lol and your statement proves that and I’m sorry I can���t explain it to you just know it’s very different lol

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@sandwichfan90 My chihuahua is the greatest little pocket companion in the world I think everyone should have one 🥹

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@sandwichfan90 A little Chihuahua is the perfect cat 🤩

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@sandwichfan90 I believe a dog is the answer here

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@sandwichfan90 CLOCKED hahahaha

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@sandwichfan90 Portland ?

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@HaleyforMI You’re also not above getting your hands bloody with the genocide you gleefully fund and support

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

@loganb It’s insanity

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

portentous that even the most goofy and fun international events (eurovision, world cup) are starting to fall apart because of israeli interference and US immigration crackdowns

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

Over the weekend I ordered two lemonades and a soft pretzel and the total was….$24 LMAO I literally laughed out loud when the cashier told me the total

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

Every month I am charged $120.47 for “sewage.” Oh you mean the pipes in the building that already exist I have to pay $120/month to use ??? That doesn’t even count water which is charged separately ! Seattle is the most expensive city in the world for day to day life

[Lang Reynolds @LangReynolds]

Everybody knows Seattle is expensive but it’s pretty crazy how much water/sewer/trash really is: $200/mo for normal family of 4 usage.

If urbanists want to prove cities are more cost-effective than suburbs, residents have to actually see lower costs in reality.

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

But at least for all the money we spend we get….horrible weather, a seeming 1:1 homeless : housed ratio, and no businesses other than boba tea and matcha places 😸

[Superintendent, Flavortown Public Schools @ProfFieri]

So this is how you get hepatitis C

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to get ahead of Father Time ... telling TMZ she and fiancé Brian Glenn are in Mexico receiving stem cell treatments aimed at fighting aging and promoting long-term health.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Europeans overhearing Americans say “$5,000 is poverty salary” while they make €1,300 before taxes