sandy cheekz

i’m harder to kill than the notion that capitalism is good for the world

[Mario Schlosser @mariots]

Now that there are only 6 world cup games left, I feel deep remorse that I skipped Jordan - Algeria at 11pm three weeks ago

[𝕿𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖙í𝖔 𝕬𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 🦅 @AmericanistaGDL]

Como se sentía la vida durante la fase de grupos del mundial con 4 partidos diarios:

[sandy cheekz @profound_hate]

@Lea_EFC

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

A 45 minute half time in a football game

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

Holy fucking shit it was a dive 😂😂😂

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Told my girl I’m missing tonight’s World Cup games to spend time with her so I have credit in the bank to go out on Saturday for England

[sandy cheekz @profound_hate]

@statcrunch0218 @ScooterCasterNY @FreedomNTV how the fuck is this on 638? they didn’t do ANY of the iron work or concrete work in the building, the contractors elected to go non union in those trades.

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[sandy cheekz @profound_hate]

@SenMcConnell

[𝘼𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙞𝙧 🛫 @AncapAir]

So... A bribe.

[Oriana González @ReporterOriana]

so babies born between july 2 and dec. 31 of this year will receive a social security card with the logo of a *private* company

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

COMO VAS A ANULAR UN GOL AGONICO EN EL 90+13

[nathan @nathanrobii]

if the 80 yr president whos extremely obese wants to give a very long speech in 107 degrees weather i think we should let him

[sandy cheekz @profound_hate]

tillman i was not aware of your game

[sandy cheekz @profound_hate]

damn that witch doctor wasn’t lying

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

What did i just read?

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[sandy cheekz @profound_hate]

@JDVance most of us wish your mom did more drugs while you were in the womb