Alyssa

big crow woman energy

[Alyssa @profoundtrash]

@ryan_gunther @thedollop I haven't actually watched the west wing. Does it make sense without having seen the show?

[Alyssa @profoundtrash]

After 3ish years of listening, I'm finally all caught up on @thedollop and unsure what to do with myself 🥲

[Alyssa @profoundtrash]

@thedollop No! Totally forgot about those ones! I'm on it 🫡

[Manatee of La Mancha @heckmanatee]

Chernobyl Lite™️ is happening in Ohio right now but we’re not gonna know the extent of the disaster for another 10 years or so, huh

[Hannah @hannahshep12]

I want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl only because I think it would make for a very great Abbott Elementary episode

[Max Lockie @staphwriter]

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

[phimbo @seraphim1447]

my bil (bestie in law): [noun] meaning: someone who is best friends with my best friend of whom i hear about often and think of with fondness

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Friday Night Gentlemen, it's on. @FridayKimono]

Friday night gentlemen, it's on and poppin. #NewGirl

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Please Like Me https://t.co/tumXhysqFW

[Alyssa @profoundtrash]

At this point I've talked most of my family members into not only voting in the midterms, but for @JohnFetterman and @JoshShapiroPA so I'll be expecting a personal thank you call tomorrow evening

[Alyssa @profoundtrash]

The emotional toll that is taken on me when a dog i follow on instagram dies is most definitely unhealthy

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[Lili Loofbourow @Millicentsomer]

I once gave one of my very teachers one of my very favorite toys. Fast forward three decades. I had twins. Yesterday, I got a package in the mail. 😭

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

okay so researchers say they have proof it was some bizarrely timed avalanche, but like no traces of an avalanche was found by rescuers right? plus, how does that explain the really traumatic injuries? or the fact that two of them were found barefoot in only their underwear?