Josh M | Private Accountant

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[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

So long as I am alive, world peace will not be attainable

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

@nojumper Doo doo head ass ishowspeed is better

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Actually, "other" leads 2025 global smartphone market

[Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance]

Apple leads the 2025 global smartphone market with a 20% share, the largest among the top five brands.

The victory is supported by solid demand in ⁠emerging and ‌mid-sized markets and strong sales of the iPhone 17 series, ‍Counterpoint analyst Varun Mishra said. https://t.co/Uu7Kcr50GR

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

没有野心

[Jason Harrison @nominalthoughts]

The people are losing their sanity

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

I need to go on a writing retreat to figure out that I'm retarded and work in a factory for the rest of my life..
Or to figure out that its only among friends I come up with things I cherish..
I should go on a writing retreat with friends

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Now that Christmas is over imagine having having sex in a central air conditioned starter home in Reno or Albuquerque

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

@Jabz_CFC Is this Crystal Castles?

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

This is how you age when you're unproblematic

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Im surprised with all the cold beer I drink I dont get frostbite! Despite my liver shutting down

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

My pregnant wife loves ice cream and im like, how does that not hurt your stomach??? 😭😭😭😭

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein he apprecited art

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

I have to make 4.5x what I'm making now

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Studies show women have an incredibly strong in-group bias - 4.5x higher than men. Meanwhile men have no statistically significant in-group bias.

Think about that. 4.5x. 450%.

It's really difficult to imagine the incredible ways such a strong in-group bias must color their thinking on virtually everything. That's why I'm never surprised that the majority of women automatically side with women, even when it means ignoring facts and evidence.

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

One time I squeezed a ketchup packet in my grandparents car n they kept sayin "don't do that" but I didn't listen n the shit exploded

[𝙰 𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 @Coleidoscopes]

I remember finding taco bell sauce packets in a drawer of the refrigerator, and that's what I had to feed myself for and entire weekend when I was 8 years old

I remember when I hid in a closet and ate bad sandwich meat at 2 a.m. when I was 14

Before she died, my mom used to tell this cute story about how she found me eating jarred salsa with a spoon when I was 3, I just "loved it so much," but what she didn't mention was that a jar in the fridge door was all there was for me to find for myself to survive on

I have a lot of memories I never want children to be forced into reliving for the rest of their lives

I don't know if it's brokenness or lack thereof that makes people so wicked, but I'm going to choose to be grateful that you don't know what it's like or hope you can overcome what has made you so rotten

It's one thing to be a troll on the internet and another to actively advocate for the starvation of people you have deemed lesser than you

No, I wasn't born to people who were the shining example of hard work and good choices, but I also starved just like you think I should have, and I will never be able to forget it

$35 a year to prevent that for even a single child I will never meet will be money well spent

This is the only trauma dump I will ever write; I hope that it finds you well, and you truly consider what hunger means for millions of children born to parents and conditions out of their control

[DizzyFizz🥤 @SwaggerSoda]

Some of you waaaaaaaay too comfortable in your beds

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

@ApolloZens The harsh truth is you're one of them. You just sit here writing this shit or using chatgpt or this is a bot but nonetheless. The truth is no one would miss you regardless

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Low key petty / la mall dad Kay me hicky ron

[keoo (Ness's bf) @nessyloverr]

Lo q pedí / la maldad q me hicieron

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Imagine if her boyfriend was the owner of mcdonalds and instead of alzheimers she was fat

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Need a social media manager cuz my brain just overdosed on garbage. I can feel the early onset Alzheimer's clawing at the edges of my eyes

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Predators moving in flocks

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

The GOAT. Your GOAT and my GOAT. More Life. iceman soon.

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

Nice feet and tattoos. What else can you do with your money?

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

33rd degree freemason

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

Nigga its October like lets put on our thinking caps for a second

[Josh M | Private Accountant @profoundwhitey]

I'll keep this in mind at the next party my friends invite me to

[‎Wojak Codes @wojakcodes]

don’t be this guy, it will make you bitter and regretful.