Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠

Meek mannered Science guy who is shitting it that we’re all going to die. David Attenborough is the Granddad I never had but always wanted.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

Current state:

“Right, let’s knuckle down and get on with Maths... ooooh something shiny”.

Procrastination is a bitch. Sorry @OpenUniversity don’t judge me haha. #ConcentrateIdiot

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@NadineDorries I assume that this constant defence of our LameMinister is due to you realising that no one else is thick enough to give you a cabinet position. #moretorylies

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@Themissionman5 @nealandem @campbellclaret @metpoliceuk привет робот

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[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

Why are we not surprised? Can we just hurry up and get rid of this human pillow in a wig? #fuckoffboris #torylies #oneruleforthem https://t.co/LObMxdC3g0

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@MGaafar @willvernon @adilray Which is apparently six days AFTER the tournament deadline. The man should play the lotto if he can see into the future.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

You really have no idea, do you?

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

For 56 years, Eric Clapton never brought politics into his music.

But when covid struck, the guitarist took a forceful — and controversial — stand. https://t.co/DnOLDc5HOA

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

This year has been mentally exhausting - as such studying suffered. With that in mind, I had to take a resit but I’ll take this. Onwards at @OpenUniversity #Perseverance

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@newscientist - has anyone published any papers on the first proven case of time travel?

@texasgov - what does it feel like to go back in time at least 50 fucking years? #TexasHatesWomen #TexasDeservesBetter

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@JWeber988 No sympathy whatsoever.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@bethcooks4u @MeliMels99 Very easily.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@jaimecor_94 I mean I guess the real question here is... did it work? And if so, where do I get one of those?

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@Mike_Pence @realDonaldTrump @pfizer Oh you bullshitting little Nazi. Haha.

While you’re at it... my nephew said his first word today. Nothing to do with you but you seem to be taking credit for anything you can get your hands on.

#ByeByeTrump #PenceLies

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

@neiltyson I bet the guy who invented hand sanitisers is rubbing his hands together now.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

I have a tendency of buying Physics books and then remembering that I actually have fucking studying to do.

I mean - I’m obviously still gonna add it to the collection on the shelf. #procrastination #SorryToMyUniversity

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Quick thread about my book, "The End of Everything (Astrophysically Speaking)", with FAQ. #EndOfEverythingBook https://t.co/RfXvmbRojn

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

Physics, low light, and Mendelssohn.
Not a terrible Saturday night.
🪐🕯🎼 #OpenUniversity #CovidTimes #StayHome

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

We are but a speck of dust.

Io and Europa passing over the Great Red Spot.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

2021 is gonna be my year of Physics. Need to get out and see as much as possible - let’s face it, this year is a write off.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

This. Is. Phenomenal. #Cassini

[Jason Major @JPMajor]

Rhea and Epimetheus in front of Saturn, imaged by #Cassini on March 24, 2010

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

As much fun as I’ve had changing the aesthetic on iOS 14 surely it wouldn’t take much for @Apple to provide a software update that would allow the ability to edit app icons and names automatically. So that I can still get notifications. #techwiz needed.

[Science Boy 🪐🚀🧪🦠 @ProfScienceBoy]

Well I’ve just seen how much my workload is this year for my Physics degree @OpenUniversity - one word, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. #headabovewater

[Violent Desperado 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🖤 @dorangiac]

One of the main predators of a moose is the orca. Let that fucking sink in for a moment.