Professor Smirnoff PhD

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

MVPete!!!!!

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

Just ripped it in front of my boy, felt so bad

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

“I did that to mine, but it’s vodka it’s chill”

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

She ruined my favorite song

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Glad I ended that

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

I feel like dobie rn

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Kill me right now

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Skubal to the dodgers wtf

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

@drshrimp 18+ club idk dude

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Going to the club and getting possible vip wtf

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It’s for character development

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

Heaven

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No way I just threw up brooooo

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

I just saw will farrel in a thong on this tv show wtf

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

Stadium pulse was high when she had the unlocked phone

[Professor Smirnoff PhD @profsmirnoff]

That was def on the ring camera fuck

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Y is the blanket and stuffed animal on her bed still after a year

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Mom just said Mike trout isn’t a big deal. Tf

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I eat food to put zyns in my mouth after

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@drshrimp 😂