Ashish Bhagwani

A crack minded computer engineer who loves to write poems

[Ashish Bhagwani @programmer_poet]

Whatever I tweet may not be interesting, nor I have high frequency of posting. But, whatever limited content I post, I am trying to keep it original…

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A bike with the hazard lights on unnecessarily is a moron screaming keep a distance, I might f**k up. 🤯

[Ashish Bhagwani @programmer_poet]

Indians and their habit of lying to get the marriage done.
Baad me adjust kar lenge/karva lenge.
Do you really understand there are lives getting affected?

[The Forgotten ‘Man’ 👨‍⚖️ @SamSiff]

Papa ki Parri syndrome..!

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Mere parents ne toh 50rs ki trip bhi mana kar di this😭

[AG @alkagurha]

Friend paid 2.5 lacs for her son's school trip to Japan. Class 8. Plus extra 50 k for shopping. He bought a branded limited edition shoe for 19 k in Japan.
3 months ago she paid 90 k for Goa, 3 N, plus cash for expenses.

Is it any surprise people have only one kid?

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There may be girls who want guys to pay, and there may be guys who look for the ROI of ₹370 as well. I don't mind paying for the women around me, and I have been blessed with women who are paying for me as well. Real life and SM are vastly different worlds.

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@juhijain199 There are literally reels going viral the trophy was won because bhuvi hit that six and being reshared by RCB fans.

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@ChitrakShivalik

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@Karthik_Murali There are all kind of employees in the market. In higher budget you will get highly skilled/experienced people. There is a reason google, Netflix pays those salaries. If you don’t have budget work with less skilled/experienced people.

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@chiragbarjatya There are instances where kids faced accidents while they were playing on road or they came running very fast while exiting the home and the home is on a little busy road. In gated society many times guards are keeping eyes on children as well.

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RCB lifting their second crown, 🏆
Kohli finishing it with a six, 🏏
Yet Bhuvi misses the Purple Cap🧢
It is the prime example of how God will give you all the happiness in the world, yet still starve you of the one thing you kept praying for.💔

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@gujarat_com Fingers crossed🤞

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@Highonro_ But this is the way english teacher would scold.😂

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Abe theher jaao GT walo bhuvi ko purple cap nahi jeetne doge kya🥲

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@ChitrakShivalik Ahmedabad has ring road which mumbai won’t have. Mumbai has locals plying at frequency of 3 minutes which ahmedabad won’t have. The reason for both is ahmedabad is spread in circular fashion and mumbai is linear city.

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@_amitbehere The companies I have worked for strictly does not work for indian clients while headquartered/operating in India. There must be reasons.

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@narendramodi

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@56Dbhau Ahmedabad/Gandhinagar has Hexaware, S&P, IBM, E-Infochips, TCS, Simform, infineon, Bacancy, Radixweb all are serving foreign clients. The list would be quite long. Second statement is just plain ignorance

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@not_ur_siri I instead joined a badminton class, it is costing me 1k per month, burning around 650 calories each session and I have not skipped even a single class in the last 3 weeks.

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@zuess05 Vibe code and production ready in the same sentence? I think you are yet to learn many things.

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I see plenty of upper management people here blaming employees doing offer shopping and coming up with unique solutions to address that. But none is addressing or even trying to consider long notice periods as the problem. Why?