I truly think that one sign of ascending in life is that you no longer care that much about sports. Like sure, you'll watch every now and then but it doesn't get that emotional reaction out of you like it used to.
Meanwhile, you feel bad for the countless guys who are:
- Chugging beer and watching football for hours on weekends
- Shouting at the TV for how the game is going
- Getting into heated arguments and even fights over a freaking Game
The most insufferable people in the world are the ones without a lack of urgency
Slow walkers
People who take forever to order
Move over. Get it together