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[Joanna Klonsky @joannaklonsky]

Amen.

[Lunar @LunarResearcher]

An Anthropic engineer paid for my espresso at Sightglass when he saw my screen

I was running my Polymarket bot from the counter. He was next in line. Looked over my shoulder. Stopped scrolling.

"That's not a normal trading app. What's it actually running on"

I told him. Claude Code. Four repos. $25 a month.

He sat down without asking.

"I'm on the agent team. We stress test Claude for exactly this. You're letting it find its own edges"

Not just edges. Wallets.

https://t.co/klxt0tuTYF

86 million trades. Every wallet. Every entry. Every exit.

"You're feeding Claude raw wallet data and letting it identify who consistently wins. Then cloning them"

He said it slowly. Like he was writing the threat model in his head.

One prompt. Find every wallet with 100 plus trades and win rate above 70%. Rank by profit. Export top 50.

Claude scanned 14,000 wallets in 4 minutes. Returned 47.

The top 20 made more than the bottom 13,000 combined.

"That's not a stat. That's a hit list"

Exactly.

"And you didn't write the scoring function"

Claude did. I just wired it into an if-statement.

Then I showed him the second repo.

https://t.co/SbyxXxEMbe

Official Rust CLI. No API key for reads. 500 markets, Claude scores them in minutes.

Gap. Depth. Resolution window.

487 markets become 35 before a dollar moves.

93% killed before I even see them.

A green fill landed on the screen. +$84.

Copytrade wallet: https://t.co/tiz27yW5bt

He watched it hit.

"How does it decide to actually enter"

Three agents. Shared wallet. No shared memory. Arbitrage, convergence, whale copy. 2 agree, full size. 1 alone, half. Disagree, no trade.

Consensus filter alone killed 40% of losing trades.

"And the exits?"

The 47 whales never hold to settlement. 91% exit early. 73% of max profit captured. Redeploy immediately.

My bot cuts at 85% of expected move or on a 3x volume spike.

"You built a whale copy bot that exits before the whales"

Yeah.

He put his espresso down.

"How often does it trade"

10 a day on average. Most of them skipped before I look up from my coffee.

My setup:
Claude API - $20/mo
VPS in Germany - $5/mo
poly_data - free
polymarket-cli - free
Polymarket/agents - free

$200 seed. 27 days ago. $14,300 now.

Copytrade here: https://t.co/N2byLbLHH9

271 trades. 74% win rate. Sharpe 2.47.

I haven't touched it in 27 days.

He stared at the screen for a long time.

"This is literally what our red team simulates. Except you actually shipped it"

He emailed me the next morning.

"Any chance you'd take a call with our policy lead"

I told him the article is the call. Read it twice.

Too late to gatekeep.

[Joanna Klonsky @joannaklonsky]

Very thorough look at what AIPAC is doing in IL congressionals from @WBEZ @MariahWoelfel @ChipMitchell1 @mawa_iqbal 👇

[Joanna Klonsky @joannaklonsky]

Only 20? Why not more?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

So remember when I told you:

-Trump was an idiot
-His tariffs weren’t “just a negotiating tactic”
-he didn’t understand tariffs
-He’d be bad for your bags (including crypto)
-his instability would be bad for markets

And you said I was just a “dumb shitlib”

How we doin’ now? 🙄

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

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[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@jproctor I’m an attendee at the chicago cyber security summit and would love a copy of your deck.

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@laurenboebert Congresswoman. How does one feel confident being a major representative of an American State without knowing and understanding the Constitution? #Safety #Future #Rights #Morons

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Stop what you're doing and read this. This leak is going to be the story of the year: (LINK: https://t.co/zhC0LN4TlC)

[tim rogers @108]

if anybody wants a good simulation of my everyday life experience, the subtitles on SEINFELD on hulu seem to be running about four seconds fast today

[Jonathan Zittrain @zittrain]

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[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@TBattlegame I have had the worst experience with your customer support by far. I explain my issue ASAP, then have to show my invoice with private info, then have to re-explain, then I’m told again the issue must be my fault. How can a co treat their customers this poorly?

[Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly]

NEW: Feds arrested Duke Wilson, a Capitol rioter who they say assaulted a police line while wearing a "CNN FAKE NEWS” hat.

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@kelleygreene Maybe it comes with a manual?

[tim rogers @108]

finally doing a little bit of video editing on this new machine. i thought, oh, i should make sure i'm making the most of all this RAM. i went into premiere's settings and it was just like . . . already "DON'T MIND IF I DO"-ing most of it lmao

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@carlychaikin About 5 every day. I've apparently won several thousand iPhones and Macbook Pros and have been offered great deals on “schlong” pills because Biden won the election.

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@supercell please consider how easy it can be to never play your games again when someone runs into a major issue that destroys their performance. Also, get better support, you used to have great support a few years ago and now it’s awful.

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@BoomBeach it *only* took me 20 minutes, but I finally was able to submit a “response” within your “help” area in the game. Poor form. Certainly not worth the amount of time I spend playing your game. #weak

[Inspectah @prolificplasma]

@BoomBeach it *only* took me 20 minutes, but I finally was able to submit a “response” within your “help” area in the game. Poor form. Certainly not worth the amount of time I spend playing your game. #weak