Erik Enberg

Freelance CD/Copywriter. Sports addict. Golf junkie. Work in progress. Husband of one, father of two.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@HookEmBabe24 Please continue to Tweet as you descend into a deep, sad hole today. You are my favorite joke on the Internet. 🙌🏻🤡

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@Super70sSports Attended every session, every year from ‘86-‘92. Waaaaaymon Tissssdale!

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

In 2 minutes of action last night Bronny James missed a 3, got stuffed on a putback by Rudy Gobert and sparked a 7-2 run by the Timberwolves. A HISTORIC start to this totally not cash-grabbing roadshow.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

Watching the @Mets this year, it’s like a 10-year-old struggling with @MLBTheShow and then in the 8th his older brother walks in and says, “Yo, let me help you out.” #LetsGoM8ts

[Cole Cubelic @colecubelic]

Billy Bowman Jr…..as advertised.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

Best part of joining the SEC is joining SEC Shorts. #BoomerSooner #HornsDown #ItJustMeansMoreLaughs

[SEC Shorts @SECShorts]

Oklahoma and Texas join the SEC.

presented by: @renasant

featuring: @ALostrich @FunnyMaine @joshmancuso

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

You’re our boy, Jawny. #LGLG

[Johnny Courage @johnnycourage]

Beyond words. I'm so grateful to have these men in my life. Thank you Mike and Eli for the gift you've given us over the years. I'll never be able to repay my debt.

Golf is undefeated.

@chasingscratch0
#velcren
#golf

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

New work alert. Definitely a, "Pinch me, are we really getting to make this?" one. @Titleist continues their reign as Best Clients Ever. https://t.co/sniBZsWTRZ

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

So good. One week until, "Hello, Friends." https://t.co/z8NLsVCDrx

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@JaysonNickol @AtomicHabitss @Titleist @TitleistCA Just trying to imagine when my daughter, who is currently embarrassed by anything I do, walks into the kitchen to discover me trying to seduce our toaster.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@velcren @RecruiterElite Looks like I need to make the Goodwill rounds and get my set going...

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@TheAsianThor @BetoCovarrubias @VelcroSummerRun @Hoopersonic @JaysonNickol @brianjstubbs @tattooedgolf @SanbornDean @FeltTipPen91 @chasingscratch0

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

Came back to the room and realized my clubs have just been in here staring at the range the whole time I was gone. @PGANatl

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@velcren @PickItUpForFive @tattooedgolf I'm thankful for you jogging this delicious memory.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

The fact that the Sixers were able to get anyone to trade anything for Harden at this point is just staggering. Clippers gonna Clip. https://t.co/ui84BzK2Bv

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

Really looking forward to seeing this monster play for OU. Scary good D-Line class being assembled by Coach Bates.

[Nikki Rubell @sportsmomager]

When your Defensive Line knows how to eat! 🥶💪🏾@iamdavidstonejr #imgfootball

[Nikki Rubell @sportsmomager]

When your Defensive Line knows how to eat! 🥶💪🏾@iamdavidstonejr #imgfootball

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

Was scheduled to face Kelce in two leagues tonight. Trying hard not to celebrate another person's injury, but it's tough.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

@2bz2 @HofkampMichael @BandonDunesGolf @Scottgolf63 One of my absolute favorite moments on any golf course.

[Erik Enberg @prolixmonkey]

Don't tease me, Stephen A... https://t.co/1KktCBN9xf