Chris Martin

Pillock from Salford.

[(Fan) CarrickEra @CarrickEra]

Spread the word.

#BlockMarkGoldbridge

[(Fan) CarrickEra @CarrickEra]

Okay I’m starting this movement for a better Manchester United.

Block Mark Goldbridge.

If you want to remove toxicity from this fan base, share the word and let’s end this negativity from the fan base.

#BlockMarkGoldbridge

[Gail Myerscough @GailMyerscough]

Hello!
I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing
Have a look https://t.co/efvD9JdtEG
#illustration #supportsmallbusiness

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

INMATE 1: What are you in for?

INMATE 2: Bomb.

INMATE 1: Pipe? Car?… Nail?

INMATE 2: No, bath.

[Chris Martin @proofyes]

@LEBassett Did really well in the early rounds but it all went wrong when he got a semi

[Chris Martin @proofyes]

#NewProfilePic

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A gibbon swinging over a family while crossing a bridge

[Chris Martin @proofyes]

#NewProfilePic

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/03zTyxZfCb

[Chris Martin @proofyes]

@AlternativeMUFC Absolutely brilliant

[AndyWez @andy_wez]

Morning! 🇾🇪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Your 2023/24 FA Cup winners...

🏆 MANCHESTER UNITED! 🏆

#MUFC || #FACupFinal

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Where does Man City's four-in-a-row rank in the all-time greatest sporting achievements?

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

My 4yo just said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

The moment Old Trafford ERUPTED 🔊

#EmiratesFACup

[Chris Martin @proofyes]

#NewProfilePic

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

Somebody deserves a raise.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

This keeps making me laugh

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Fireworks are a bit like Jonathan Gullis. Noisy, a waste of money, enjoyed by twats and makes your dog very nervous.

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

You gotta be shipping me