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@properpirate.bsky.social 🦋 Cross-posting for as long as I can handle this place

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The Gentleman Pirate I presume…

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@gamray @magicxfadegirl The same way we are

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@ouraring fully charged my ring three days ago. It’s now 50% but only recorded sleep day for the first night. Have had an oura ring for years and this is the first time that’s happened.

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@dantypo It STARTED as a career wage. That’s the point of it.

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@plsdontcrash @SarahTheHaider I found ChatGPT to be worse. I asked it repeatedly to cut out the sycophantic fluff but did not. It eventually said it could never do that completely due to its training. Found Claude to be slightly less of a kiss-ass.

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@Toby__Don @jimmysoldout @Blankblank79 With your 401k? Investing 10K now instead of replacing a roof?
Also, you still need to pay to maintain a house after you retire.

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@slevin_heaven @tashispublicist @kieran_candin90 @jimmysoldout You pay to live somewhere until you’re just gone.

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@DaveExplains1 @SixtySecDragon @ClayTravis It was for a long time.

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@joeroganhq His proof that Mamdani is a communist is that he employs someone who supports communism? By that logic, any Democrat who employs a Republican is actually a Republican and vice versa.

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@_wej01 Why PTO and not bereavement leave?

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@upstatefederlst Kids know the internet wasn’t around in the 80’s right? We watched tons of old movies on TV.

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@djdavideaton @ProudSocialist How does that make his death less funny?

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@mamboitaliano__ Overcrowded tourist spots existed before social media.

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@MsHap1111 @AzPetrich Our food isn’t poisonous because the government is trying to kill us. It’s just cheaper to produce unhealthy/pesticide-laden food.
I’f a company manufactures a less effective vaccine, another company will improve it so they can make more money.

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@ccfrendo @AzPetrich Try 4 to 5 generations. Before that a lot of people still had doctors come to their house.
Also, they didn’t use Twitter.

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@BillBrinsmead @queenxofpeace If the conversation were, “In your opinion, is this person pompous?” your comment would be relevant.

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@ABC @julian_fels https://t.co/R3gYhnEqoq

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@DoorDashImpact @julian_fels @WhiteHouse @POTUS https://t.co/R3gYhnEqoq

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@DoorDash @julian_fels Love the @DoorDash pretends to care about tips. They’d still be stealing them if they could.

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@DoorDashImpact @julian_fels @WhiteHouse @POTUS Deleted my DoorDash account/app which I had since 2016. The fact you thought it was a good idea is more than enough reason to stop supporting your company. I’m sure enough of my money already goes to terrible people but I can at least cut off the terrible and very dumb ones.

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@AntonTlas @sleepingskip EVERY show was like that before streaming. That’s how networks worked.