Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it
Got really sunburned doing yard work today so I took 3 Viagra.
Doesn't do anything for the sunburn but it does keep the sheet off my legs when I lay in bed.
A friend of mine has two tickets for game 4 of the nba finals. They are courtside seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She will be the one in the white dress.
1. Dunked on by OG
2. Threw ball off Castles back
3. Fouled Brunson
4. Took a flopping 18 ftr for game
5. Talks about poise at podium.
Those monks didn’t teach you shit huh?
Travis has insisted all week that he’s allowed in the garage (he is not).
Started screaming his head off at me so I look up and he’s just standing there like this.