Nick Guarino

I ain't no suit-wearing business man like you, I'm just a gangsta I'suppose

[Nick Guarino @PropositionNick]

@DragonflyJonez Ain’t that the truth

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[Spage Enthusiast @SpageEnthusiast]

I’ve been pronouncing Omaha like this since Friday

[Jessica M @Jesii_ca_M]

Guess the country??

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Would not be 1% surprised if Rihanna only sees him as the Zebra from Madagascar 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[Nick Guarino @PropositionNick]

@Ballislife @DragonflyJonez Amazing call but I can’t stop staring at what pre injury DRose was. Totally forgot.

[Nick Guarino @PropositionNick]

@MeghanMcCain Can’t believe how gullible and stupid you can be at times to the man who enjoyed trashing your dad. It’s really sad.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Shaolin monks cannot prepare you for Fat Joe

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[onyx🏒 pdub tampa🙏🙏 @hollanovritual]

now why does pk look like his father took him into the city to see a marching band

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal

[Jum @JesterJum]

Got really sunburned doing yard work today so I took 3 Viagra.

Doesn't do anything for the sunburn but it does keep the sheet off my legs when I lay in bed.

[Zain @NotZainAgain]

A friend of mine has two tickets for game 4 of the nba finals. They are courtside seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She will be the one in the white dress.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

1. Dunked on by OG
2. Threw ball off Castles back
3. Fouled Brunson
4. Took a flopping 18 ftr for game
5. Talks about poise at podium.

Those monks didn’t teach you shit huh?

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Nick Guarino @PropositionNick]

@SheaSerrano Marty Conlon.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Kacy Sager @THESagerbomb]

Travis has insisted all week that he’s allowed in the garage (he is not).

Started screaming his head off at me so I look up and he’s just standing there like this.

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

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