Blue Crewmate

The Doctor of the Skeld || Preoccupied with the wellbeing of the crew ✨ || PARODY ACCOUNT

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

This case requires my immediate attention!

...Blue Crewmate joins #ParodyTwitter !

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[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I’m aware. But as the only medical professional on this ship, the wellbeing of this crew (both mental and physical) falls to me. A crewmate in high spirits is simply a more effective one. Especially for tasks that demand focus, like monitoring the quality of Ore+.

[𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰'𝒎 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍! @MiraHr__]

Blue. I do hope you realize that MIRA™ records all of your tweets. Just a fun reminder!

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@G0LB_B3TTY The God of Chaos and Destruction. In the flesh before my visor. I need a moment to take this in…

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

During my time as a research assistant I came across some rather compelling evidence that images of wildlife have a measurably calming effect on the brain. Consider this my contribution to everyone’s rest tonight. Have a good night to all aboard and beyond!

[MyBBad @red_katelyn]

so #amongus #amongusshow #blue

[Gqc @Gqcishere]

Pasen fanfics de estos dos
#Amongusshow #Amongus

[kori @kokonidogs]

#amongus #amongusshow

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

That is admirable. Please do spend some of them on the Tung Tung Tung Sahur™ collection that comes out on April 1st 2027.

[Heracles. @HERACLES_FISH]

My entire life saving goals is fortnite V-bucks.

[Pink || MIRA HQ @MIRAcorpHQ]

𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰 𝙷𝚀 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙳.
𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂.

𝑵𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾. 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑰𝑹𝑨 𝑯𝑸...

[📌Pink/MIRA joins #ParodyTwitter!]

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@justrawdough The only sigma I see in the room is you, Orange.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I feel so sigma.

[Purple @purplcrewmate]

Blue

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@loperiqi Well thank you, kind stranger. ☺️

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@KoKoPlayzzz I’ll handle it discreetly. 😉

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I’m not entirely sure how to feel about this…

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

215. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting that…number.

Thank you. Truly. Every one of you represents someone I genuinely wanted to see well and content: on this ship and beyond it!

Now. Have you all had your check-ups?

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@brownsbestie I won’t pretend the system is fair. It is cruel and oppressive. But whatever they decide up there, we take care of our own down here. That much I can promise!

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I’m afraid those particular features don’t change overnight. But you have plenty of other qualities to make up for it: your leadership skills, for one.

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

I DEMAND A RESCAN

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@restive_record I cannot confirm nor deny that statement as part of MIRA’s confidentiality policy. But you are surely in the top 3.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

…

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

It’s me, right?

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

Medical confidentiality prevents me from sharing specifics, but I will say this: My sincerest apologies, Red, you are not among the top three or five contenders for this title.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

As it happens, I keep records of every crew member’s daily check-ups. The answer should be in there somewhere.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

As it happens, I keep records of every crew member’s daily check-ups. The answer should be in there somewhere.

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

who has the fattest ass on the skeld