Connie

Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches.

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

@panerabread don’t worry, I know where my business is not valued, and I’m sure @Newks and @Showmars will be glad to gain the $20 I spent at your store each week 👍🏼

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

So glad you’ll share my complaint with regional leadership @panerabread. Too bad I had to waste $10 on a bowl of chicken broth to create a positive change in your cafe.

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

@panerabread hey Panera!! Remember when you served me this non-existent bowl of chicken noodle and then when I complained gave me the corporate equivalent of “we’ll pray for you?” Disgraceful.

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

There is only one company I trust for my power needs, and that is @DukeEnergy. Look no further for prompt and respectful service providers who are actually entirely non-responsible for the beeping that your leasing office might blame on them (but they research for you anyway).

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

Ask and you shall receive @DukeEnergy!!! Actual video footage of your building’s location so that you won’t have any trouble finding it tomorrow at the very beginning of business hours!!

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

Bottle of chardonnay: $14.99
Earplugs from CVS: $5.19
Getting a good night sleep after @DukeEnergy fails to shut off the alarm outside of your building for the 7th consecutive night? Not priceless, it’s $20.18 and I expect to see a credit on my next energy bill.

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

Hey @DukeEnergy there is a submeter station between Carson and E. Palmer that’s been making this noise non-stop for almost 6 days. Since I know you’re too busy to shut it off, I will graciously let you pay for my hotel room so that I can actually sleep!

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

@Bojangles1977 I promise to wear this everyday from now on!!! https://t.co/ZM0zD9K8Ui

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

Yep. Saved the best for last. Follow us & RT this to enter to win a BojAngler onesie! For full rules, visit: https://t.co/4SbQ64GVdo #Sweepstakes

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

@juliezeitz spends 2 days emailing and calling customer service only to get NO WHERE, when 3 consecutive mean tweets gets an immediate refund. The power of bad press...

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

A phone call is the best way to show your loved ones you care, NOT flowers. That’s why I spent hours on the phone with @1800flowers yesterday only to never have my flowers delivered to their recipient!

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

No one to deliver a signature at the door? No problem! @1800flowers tracking software will be sure to mark your shipment as delivered anyway (and not refund a dollar)!

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

There’s only one brand I trust to deliver bad service and disappointment to my loved ones this Valentine’s Day. Use @1800flowers to get robbed TODAY!

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

@Postmates is #BetterThanSanta https://t.co/ZkQVjtrv4E

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

This year we're thankful the #CinnamonBiscuitIsBack.

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

@ProsandConnies impressive,Connie! Can you send your contact info to [email protected]?

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

Successful Halloween 2016 as Cheddar Bo Peep, complete with a VERY authentic "cheese skirt" @Bojangles1977

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

@Dr_Sweets23 I told @SarahFranklin14 I had a yahoo acct in high school and she still makes fun of me sometimes.

[Chillbo Baggins @thejamesdoyle]

First Harambe, now this. #MusicMidtown

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

Excited for my trip to The Georgian Terrace Hotel! Here's a special offer for your own trip to Atlanta: https://t.co/beF1iZ9gUR

[Connie @ProsandConnies]

"I experienced nirvana watching Mars Needs Moms" - Andrew McNab