In the movie "Unbreakable", Bruce Willis acts more injured than he is and uses that to get out of playing football. His nemesis Samuel L Jackson on the other hand, suffers 94 fractures in 56 years.
@PFTCommenter is correct to rather be a Bears fan rn. Bruce Willis > Sam Jackson.
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