protonprotocol

keep it positive

[macy 💖 @gettles]

First in my bloodline to use an API key

[sierra ferrell - in dreams geoff @yrs______]

how u just gon have 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Bruh you are not wearing your Thinking Cap are you

[jos @josiahhughes]

i'm not gen z but i am one zen g

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I can’t be the only one on this app that loves AI and big ass screens in cars so you can watch spider man while you drive right

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Loving this new Elden ring content so far. Daniel, The Damned is a brilliantly designed boss. Love his white shoes

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

You're about to find out why your grandparents canned vegetables, patched worn out clothing, and reused aluminum foil

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

The foundation of all mental illness is the unwillingness to experience legitimate suffering.

—Jung

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

open carrying my smile

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

carry on my squidward son

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

hot new slang term LKIS (Lord Knows I Smiled) going viral on the streets

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

it’s actually pronounced “PREE-on.” this will become important on january 14th 2027

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[mau @rllydu]

ask ur doctor if going beast mode is right for u

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

Dig up the bones of kings and slaves and tell me which is which.

—Diogenes

[J.R.R. Tolkien @JRRTolkien]

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
— J.R.R. Tolkien

[mcstankoven @LlLSTANKY]

if new york got spiderman who protecting raleigh

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Another rough day at work. Getting a job at the Lego store has been my dream since I was a kid, but I don’t think I can deal with politics of it all anymore. Gonna try and put on a straight face for run club tonight

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Man we need two fed up Amazon warehouse workers to drop everything and pick up where linkin park left off more than ever right now