Proz

“Stay true to who you are, stay solid to you” @vory777

[david 🔛⛓️ @davidonchainx]

"So you buy pieces of cardboard with cartoon characters on them and outperform the S&P 500?"

"That's right Dave"

"And these pieces of cardboard appreciate in value?"

"Most of them yes"

"And how much did you pay for this particular card?"

"$250"

"And what's it worth now?"

"$5,000 Dave"

"And you just kept the card for 4 years and did nothing?"

"That's correct"

"So you didn't start a business. You didn't build anything. You just bought a picture of a cartoon dragon and put it in your closet?"

"It's actually a Rayquaza Dave"

"I don't care what it's called. You're telling me a piece of cardboard outperformed the S&P 500?"

"By a significant margin yes"

"And these cards just keep appreciating in value? How is that even possible?"

"Honestly I'm not sure Dave"

[OpenAI Developers @OpenAIDevs]

NS41

[Complex @Complex]

Megan Fox back at it again. 📸🔥

[denreze hourly @hourlydenreze]

cleaned version 💜💐

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

*opens instagram*

ah yes everyone's fake life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens 𝕏*

ah yes. my fellow mentally unstable people

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

13 years ago today...

Drake — 5AM In Toronto

https://t.co/QnDFbkwaAw

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Yes. I saw him on the National Geographic channel.

[CG @cgtwts]

Introducing GPT-5.4

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

Apple has introduced the new MacBook Neo

- 13” LCD display
- A18 Pro chip
- 8GB RAM
- 256GB/512GB storage
- 16 hours of battery life
- Colors: silver, indigo, blush, and citrus
- Starts at $599 ($499 for students)

Order today. Available on March 11

[Pokémon UK @PokemonNewsUK]

Today heralds 15-years since the release of Pokémon Black Version and Pokémon White Version in Europe! ⚫⚪

Our first visit to the Unova region, filled with a new generation of Pokémon, and an exciting adventure.

Any favourite memories & moments you want to share, Trainers? 👑

[K @iiamkrshn]

Wake up
-stare at 6.7 inch screen
-work on a 16 inch screen
-relax with a 55 inch screen
-stare at 6.7 inch screen
Sleep

[Param @Param_eth]

Kids born 2000–2004:

- Corona fucked up everything
- After corona, students forgot how to write on paper
- Worst college life
- No real friends
- Unemployment arc
- War and missiles
- AI taking real jobs
- Mental health issues and depression
- Anyone can write code, real devs not needed
- No healthy life

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Here’s your first look at #PokemonWindsWaves 🍃🌊 Learn more about the main characters and special Pikachu in this announcement trailer!

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

yo chat.

have you tried this. i get to like 450 wpm and my brain starts to fry

helpppppppp

[Pokémon Italia @PokemonIT]

Pokémon Versione Rosso Fuoco e Pokémon Versione Verde Foglia arrivano su Nintendo Switch! 🔥🍃

Festeggia il #PokemonDay con questi videogiochi disponibili esclusivamente per il download dopo il Pokémon Presents delle 15:00 (ora italiana) del 27 febbraio 2026. #PokemonRFVF

[kache @yacineMTB]

I'm writing my own terminal emulator for my phone (google pixel). It's going to only use no dependency single header libraries, and have an image renderer over a simple HTTP based protocol

[Chubby♨️ @kimmonismus]

Sonnet 4.6: Leaks were valid!

Very very good evals for the mid-tier model!

It also features a 1M token context window

[Ejaaz @cryptopunk7213]

lmao so just to recap the week:

- openai acquired peter steinberger and openclaw committing to keep the project 100% open source and make it a core part of openai’s ecosystem. zuck is fckin fuming.

- china’s bytedance got sued by disney and hollywood for their seedance video model being so damn good BUT turns out it doesn’t even use their IP, it’s just that good lol

- a clawdbot (openclaw) gave birth to a replicate of itself and autonomously paid for its api access

- some random dude discovered $1.5 trillion worth of lithium buried under a super volcano in nevada miraculously solving the USA’s battery crisis (tesla praising the lord rn)

- anthropic confirmed spotify engineers no longer code they just prompt claude to write 100% of the platforms code. we’re talking about a $100B+ company here

- openai launched codex spark, a faster version of codex 5.3 that slings 1000 tokens / sec insane

- anthropic and openai both lost key AI safety staff because “the world is in peril” and they reject AI ‘adult mode’

- xAI laid off 20-40% of staff in a vital bid to align grok, X and spaceX teams before building 100Tw of compute in space

- matt schumer’s “something big is coming” article hit 100M+ views warning against AI except… it was co-written by an AI

- runway raised $300M at a $5.3B val

- europe committed $13B+ to fund next-gen AI startups to compete with the US

- norway decided to fck their entire economy with a 36% tax on UNrealised gains

goodnight.

[Yesjulz @YesJulz]

Sunday funday 🤗