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[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@ironghazi "I don't care to consort with those of the robot race"
#dontyoutouchthatsumbitchinkeyboard

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

Me and @LeVeonBell are hosting the 8,000+ entrant tourney, The Box, this weekend.

I’m also giving away tons of cool shit.

You want this cool shit. It’s cool.

Enter here.
https://t.co/02SscEFZdC

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

.@ChattLookouts if y'all don't team up with @NintendoAmerica to do a Mario Odyssey collab/fan day you are dead to me. Cappy is basically a LO's hat.

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@HannahPriest6 @sgoodl @DLoesch @blckriflecoffee "PRODUCT OF THE UNITED STATES"
Lol:

[Dr. Megan Ellyia Green 🌹 @MeganEllyia]

As @GovGreitensMO gets indicted today, lets not forget that he won’t spend a minute in jail waiting for trial, unlike the hundreds of inmates in the workhouse who have not been convicted of a crime and are there simply because they are too poor to afford bail. #ShutItDown

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@jruebsam @theroyale 2132, the overs have it.

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@DrawPlayDave @IAmSpilly liked the Jags helmets?

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.@EricGreitens you're next bithc. https://t.co/p0TaLMmZPh

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@PastorJohnHagee Lev 19:19 says that not only is this suit so hideous it should be a war crime, but its cotton/polyester blend is an abomination before God. #EmptythePews

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@SamsungMobileUS why your emojis still so damn rubbish?

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@RevoltoftheApes @mountain_goats @midwichprods You had me at Weird and Beautiful. Snagged these two "sight unheard" based solely on your recommendation and I'm loving em.

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@FoodPedaler @PoranoPasta @downtownstlouis It's crazy baller but I feel @UCI_cycling would have something to say about the geometry.

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@FoodPedaler @PoranoPasta @downtownstlouis I love that y'all rocking inner tubes as webbing/tiedowns 😂😂💯🚲

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@becky_koenig @rascalfence *sustainably repurposed Aquafina bottle

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@DavidMTodd Panthers writers see weekly attention to: what Can wore, what Cam said, the Davis suspension, Richardson scandal/sale......
And that's just 1/31 other teams.

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@DavidMTodd You report on a single sports team in the "social media" era that has unrivaled access to/a barrage of information.
So yea, you can't recall a team with more "Front Page Stories" week to week. But it's not unique.

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@DavidMTodd I've enjoyed the work you do for a while now and while I respect your knowledge and insight, this is a very #OldManYellsAtClouds take.

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@lovegardensound

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@Michele_Tafoya so you got all that straight from James Harrison himself eh?

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@kadesoto Also only serial killers make their "b"s that way....

[Prplhaz @PrplHaz]

@kadesoto This is obviously referring to February 9th. Why? Idk.