Hpraz Prriya Raj

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[Hpraz Prriya Raj @PrriyaRaj]

@bibekdebroy @livemint “Tees Saal Baad”

Accidentally hit a buffalo when brakes of bus failed
Acchan informed the cops & things were explained
After 28 years, he heard the cops knock
At the age of 83 when he can barely walk
Summons delivered, he has to appear as ordained

~ Hpraz Srivastava

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@bibekdebroy @livemint ASLI-NAKLI

Pure ghee has a great demand in the market
Many indulge in fake ghee with brands to target
Amul, Patanjali, Mother Dairy are hot cakes
Packaging looks real but products are fakes
Only Sherlock Holmes can make them act honest

~ Hpraz

#Limerick
#Delhi #Fakes

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"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities."

#BruceLee (1940–1973) —- famous for Enter the Dragon — promoted #HonKong films & changed the presentation of Chinese people in it. #HongKongFilmAward for Lifetime Achievement was awarded to him. #BirthAnniversary today.

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@livemint @bibekdebroy CRY, CRY, CRY: CRY IN STYLE

#CryingWorkshops are creating the right #noise
Firms in #Japan hiring Handsome Weeping Boys
Induce to cry then cry along with staff
Console them & then make them laugh
A #management funda to bring #TeamWork joys

~ Hpraz

#Limerick

[Mint @livemint]

Today's #MintMetric by @bibekdebroy!

[Hpraz Prriya Raj @PrriyaRaj]

@AkshayaS90 Nadir.

The #zenith is opposite the #nadir, as the direction opposite of the nadir is the zenith. The nadir is the direction pointing directly below a particular location. The diagram shows the relationship between the zenith, the nadir, and different types of horizon.

[Hpraz Prriya Raj @PrriyaRaj]

इतना भी न साक़ी होश रहा पी कर ये हमें मय-ख़ाना था
गर्दिश में हमारी क़िस्मत थी चक्कर में तिरा ��ैमाना था
~ बिस्मिल इलाहाबादी

#urdu #urdupoetry #urdushayari #urdupoetrylovers
#Shayari #Shair #Hindi #poetrytwitter #poetry

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@anantvijay @SrBachchan #Saraswati — the first Hindi monthly #magazine — the most influential in the #Hindi literature during early 20th century. Mahavir Prasad Dwivedi (1903–1920) was followed by Padumlal Punnalal Bakshi, Thakur Srinath Singh & Devidutta Shukl as its editor. It has now been revived.

[Hpraz Prriya Raj @PrriyaRaj]

@kapinjalc Main: Heera
Others: Rishta, Parivar, Red Circle
In 1970, when Thakorbhai Vital Bhai Patel wanted a loan for business, Bhagat Singh Bhatoa became a silent partner & funded for 50% ownership. Patel Bros. became Patel & Bhatoa (Foods) Limited, shortened to P&B (Foods) Limited.

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Sir #CharlesScottSherrington (1857 – 1952) —- #NobelPrize (1932) — was President of the #RoyalSociety (1920s). Through “The Integrative Action of the Nervous System”, he explained synaptic communication between neurons in the #CentralNervousSystem. #BirthAnniversary today.

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#HarivanshRaiBachchan (1907–2003) — #PadmaBhushan — was a Hindi #poet famous for #Madhushala. He published several collections of poems & a 4-part autobiography. He received many awards including #SahityaAkademi award and was nominated for #RajyaSabha. #BirthAnniversary today.

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@Iamsamirarora Happy Birthday 🎂

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@ManTitwee @DrDeepakKrishn1 I think a person knowledgeable about Aahaar can throw light on this issue.

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@enQuest_ @manipalblog Book: #TheMotorcycleDiaries
By: "Che" Guevara
Publisher: #Verso
Original Marketing Plank: “Das Kapital meets Easy Rider”
Bike: The single cylinder 1939 #Norton 500cc
In 2003: A new edition by #OceanPress
Sports magazine: #ElGráfico — published a photo of Guevara on the bike

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@ramkid Frame it like an artwork, title it as “MA-RE-LA” and auction it. 😀

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@anantvijay This is an academic game. It is played in conferences, seminars, opinion columns, books, discussions in the garb of "right to dissent", "freedom to speech", "ideology & ism" to drive vested interests. Truth takes a backseat in all such cases.

#poet #Writer #academics

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@_Vaishnavi_R @ICRC Congratulations 👏

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"Ye Aajkal Ke Bachche!"

#Parents #Parental #advice
#Crypto #CryptoNews

[RT @RT_com]

ECB chief reveals family’s crypto losses

https://t.co/eDtnmnj2Cu

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#VKMurthy (1923-2014) — Dada Saheb Phalke Award (2010) — was a #cinematographer. He worked on #movies such as Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam, Kaagaz Ke Phool & Baazi. He was awarded two #Filmfare awards and honoured with the IIFA #Lifetime Award (2005). #BirthAnniversary today.

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Sir #HariSinghGour KBE FRSL (1870-1949) — the first Vice-Chancellor of #Delhi & #Nagpur — was a lawyer, jurist & educationist. A Fellow of the #RoyalSociety of Literature, he was a Member of the #ConstituentAssembly & founded the University of #Sagar. #BirthAnniversary today.

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Joke Ke Liye Puruskar Mila?
What A Joke, SirJi! 🤣

#Joke #Award #Emmy
@thevirdas

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Bengaluru airport security.

Officer: bag me murti hai?
Me: sir Puruskar hai
Officer: acha. Is me ke sharp
Point hai?
Me: sir sharp nahi hai. Uska pankh hai.
Officer: acha acha. Dikhaiye.

I open the bag. He looks at the award. Lifts it up. It’s not sharp.

Officer: accha hai. Badhai ho. Kya karte ho?
Me: Comedian sir. Joke sunata hoon.
Him: joke ke liye puruskar milte hain?
Me: mujhko bhi ajeeb laga sir.

We both laugh. I put it back in the bag. I head to my flight.