J. Alfred Prufrog

unbeingdead isn’t beingalive

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

Hey @mbta, why did my red line train just blow past my stop at Davis?!?

[NNI @NNInanonews]

Researchers from @penn_state, @MIT (including @MIT_ISN), and @ncatsuaggies have discovered the nonreciprocal #HallEffect, which arises from flowing #electrons interacting with #platinum #nanoparticles. https://t.co/WHqvDjlcsa (Work funded by @NSF #NSFfunded & @DeptofDefense)

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@AIWashburn @wonderlemon10 @Dovewoman1 @danwootton When everyone reads a comment "incorrectly," perhaps it's the comment and not the interpretation that is flawed.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@RsTner @WeekendWook Presumably all those voters just rode a wormhole in from 1994. Otherwise this is simply nonsensical.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@annielaidherha1 The more mellow striations on the left do it for me.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@radiator9987 Before we were even married.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@dreamflower127 Sounds like there ought to be a pseudonym like Alan Smithee for writers who disown their articles.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@mmpp310 @7THRINGFORPATS @BostonDotCom I’m responding to the thread of the conversation. You were last, but not the subject of my comment.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@fasc1nate Well, it’s a good start…

https://t.co/19VOpJ8SGr

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@mmpp310 @7THRINGFORPATS @BostonDotCom So, just to be clear, the offensive racist statement he made was clearly accidental because he undoubtedly meant to make an offensive sexist statement about someone else?

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@BoneyDiego What? They suck, but that's a new method of sucking to me; never encountered that before.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@RichardHStevens @davidcinema

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@im7below @wookplus *come out now
Swipe keyboard fucking with me.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@im7below @wookplus Jennifer Dances shouldn't be on this. If it were to cover out now, it would just be another song, and not the worst of them.
And idiot noobs and idiot vets need to be on opposite sides off three bracket, as they're both in the running for the final.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@LawnMemo A nice MLT — mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich — where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@OTerrifying On a vastly smaller scale, that is why the end of this concert was played acoustic. I was on the balcony, which was bouncing massively in time with the electric songs as plaster fell on the audience below.
GREAT show, but terrifying in retrospect.

https://t.co/YXkKudqaHA

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

Ffs, an hour in and nothing's happening, just the cast talking as if they're in a library, like most of this campaign so far. As long as it's only the BH crew, I'm praying for a tpk and a reboot at this point. #CriticalRole

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@skoisirius Ketchup but, to be clear, nothing goes *on* the homefries. Just slathering that shit on top is barbaric, and the same goes for French fries. The ketchup must be poured in an empty space or separate receptacle for dipping.

[J. Alfred Prufrog @prufrog]

@20sidedhero @Imposter_Edits That's what happens at the 34 second mark of the non-bodycam footage.

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/8kHwtDBAHE